raVen writes: MEAN GENE, Woooooo! Though I'd send you some comedic news on this slow news period. I have become a causality of the "Hands free" law that was just past July 1st in California.

On Wed July 2nd I was coming from having lunch with Ivan from Anabolic and headed to my friends home (Mean Bitches Glenn). I have a blue tooth but you cant text with that and anyone who knows me, knows I only text.

Well the "man" got me for texting citing I wasn't hands free. I tried to offer the latest DVD's from Kick Ass Pics but he wasn't interest in our Revenge is a Bitch or Cum Eating Cuckolds titles.

That's all I had in the car since Ivan took my "Stop or I'll Squirt" and "Inseminated By Two Black Men" titles. I don't blame him since Samantha Sin was in both titles. Anyways the ticket was issued and now I have to pay a fine but I have to blame someone.

I've concluded that the person I was texting at the time was either Trina Michaels or Mark Kulkis (owner of Kick Ass). Since I cant figure out which one I will blame both. All checks can be made to raVen! Thank you for your time Gene and keep up the good work and yes I know I got busted on the SECOND DAY of the new law! DAMN!