The movie Ray just came out this morning on DVD. It's about a blind black singer who plays piano. It may win some awards. By a different token, Pimpfomation XXX has already won an award- Best Ethic Movie for Onyx Films, www.onyxxxfilms.com . It's about a bunch of black girls with teeth as white as piano keys. And therein the similarities between the two movies pretty much cease.
Pimpfomation XXX with its seven sex scenes boasts a cast of nine women that includes Kelly Star and she's about the only one I recognize, since I interviewed her some time back. http://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=2045
But Star who's no slouch in the back side dept. has some major competition when it comes to slipping into a pair of panties. Or in this case a net body leotard. To which I draw your attention to the generously endowed woman featured in the last scene. Give me a white woman with an ass like that and I might marry her. But marriage ain't the barter of exchange by the ways and means of the movie's host Mr. Johnson.
Mr. Johnson, I gather, is somewhat of a celebrity among LA pimps and he serves as host and the subsequent wraparound character who ties all scenes together and takes you on an evening excursion of L.A.'s mean streets, besides. In fact you might want to check out one of the DVD extras [including the soundtrack] which features Mr. Johnson sweet talkin' one of his girls telling her that all the money she makes that night goes to him. Talk about a deal. And the girl is saying, quite compliantly, to Mr. Johnson, "I'd be lost without you." That she needs psychiatric help is pretty much established with this exchange and Mr. Johnson validates her 'ho parking ticket by repeating his pimp mantra, "I know in your heart you mean it."
With loads of soul enabling this presentation, Mr. Johnson, you'll quickly gather, is something of a character and it's a tossup whose eye lids are droopier- his or Snoop Dog's. And if you want real hoot potential, watch Pimpfomation XXX as a double bill with Snoop in Soul Plane perhaps the most politically incorrect [but hysterical] black film ever made.
On the other hand, if I'd make any kind of recommends about Pimpfomation, it's got to be its opening frames, Mr. Johnson having his ride buffed at a car wash by a couple of cuties that he sends to do a one-man bachelor party. The ass on one of the girls be playin' the bongos, that's for sure, and you'll quickly note that all the parties generally wind up in the same motel room. By feature's end, you'll possibly have made a Zen connection with the striped couch.
My personal favorite of the couplings- all of which include anal- is the fourth scene which features two girls and a guy, only because it's rhythm and energy just seem to be a notch above. You may disagree but it's just a feel you get from watching so many adult movies. A feeling of being rear ended is the way I'd put it. But in your heart, you know I mean it.
