PORN VALLEY, CA – With one fatman- Steve Seidman- down for the count and on suspension; the other fatman- Harry Weiss- being caught in a two-hour traffic stall on the 118, Dee was left to her own devices for the bulk of the hour on KSEX Thursday night. But for company, Dee had fill-in co-host Wankus. Wankus was inclined to think that Weiss’ absence was due more to a sale at McDonald’s than anything else.

Mason was also an announced guest but schedules running behind the way they were, her segment was reserved for a special second hour. A gimmick was arranged where Mason was to shoot Julie Night in the ass with a paintball gun.

Wankus noted that the last time Mason was on the show she stuck microphones in both Alexandria Quinn’s ass and vagina while playing butt bongo for the sound effects. “That was a boring night for her,” Wankus said which could have been descriptive of both Quinn and Mason.

Meanwhile, Dee was asked if she had done anything with her new accolade as KSEX’s sexiest pee-jay. Dee replied that she’s been working non-stop the past two weeks and her schedule’s been requiring her to get up four in the mornings. Dee said she was doing something for Michael Ninn that required her being on the set from six in the morning until eleven at night. Asked if she ever wanted to fuck a guy in the ass, Dee said she did just that last Friday, for Ultimate’s Dinner Party 3. At first reluctant to mention his name, Dee finally revealed it was Mickey G. Dee said it was the most interesting thing she’s ever done in the business.

“The toy I had was a strap-on or whatever they want to call it. One piece goes inside of you, the other’s the dildo-part that sticks out and there’s no harness. I’m trying to do him and he’s bent over on a girl doing her doggie.” In other words, Mickey was inside of another girl when Dee went in his ass. Wankus said if had something big up his own ass, he’d probably lose wood. “He was cool with it,” said Dee who claims Mickey also took it up the ass in a reverse cowgirl. “I was very proud of him.”

Dee said Mickey then stood up and said he didn’t know how the girls did that. Dee painted a picture of how she was sitting down in a chair, and Mickey, three times bigger than she is, was straddling her. Wankus then invited viewers and listeners to write in with ideas for a nickname for Mickey. As for her AEE plans, Dee said she’d be signing for GVA and KSEX.