Porn Valley- Photographer Chris King showed up on KSEX Friday night. Tony Batman, who was hosting The Wanker Show, remembered that King was going to bring a girl on the last time he was there but a midget pissed on her the day before. The girl was Paris Gables, and King recalled at the time walking into the Extreme Associates office with Gables commenting, “If another fucking midget pisses on me I’m going to quit.”

“I lost my fucking mind,” laughed King. “I almost pissed on her.” King said he will bring Gables on KSEX because they have the midget pissing-thing almost under control over at Extreme. Batman remembered hearing the story from King in Vegas at the time Batman was trying to interview Lizzy Borden.

“She doesn’t do that many interviews and I’m being very, very cool, trying to keep it all straight,” related Batman. “She had her crew around me, of course.” Batman said while he was interviewing her he thought to himself that Borden was there for the midget pissing.

“I’ve got to ask her about it.” Rebecca Steel who was also on the KSEX show said she was at Extreme for the midget pissing. King then mentioned something about Gables puking on Amber Rayne.

“It was hot.” Steel said she wound up getting pissed and left. King said he shot the boxcover for some Jesus Juice movie and it was going to be the Last Supper with Rob Black as Jesus.

“Rob Black as Jesus- how do you go from there?” King intoned. Batman then called out to me on air and said I didn’t have to listen to the rest of the show.

“You’ve got your story there.”

“I talk some unreal shit and he [Gene Ross] writes about it,” King mused. “It’s great.” King asked Steel if she’s met me yet.

“Oh, he’s fun,” King said. Batman chipped in and said Steel wasn’t one of your basic goofy 18 year-olds, that she was real hot. Steel said it’s the goofy ones that come up to her at parties.

Back to his story about interviewing Lizzy Borden in Vegas, Batman said the interview was really going well.

“The crew’s standing over me but happy,” Batman related. “She’s telling me the story about how her and Gina Lynn are going out on tour; they’re grouping up together. It sounded really good.” Batman said the idea of midget pissing then started going through his head as he’s talking to Borden.

“As she’s done with her question, she looks over to me and it’s time for me to ask the next question,” said Batman. “I stare right in and said is it true that over at your studio a midget pisses on people? And she goes, yeaaaah, but not me. She says I don’t go that far.”

According to Batman the last time Moxie Maddron was over at Extreme she took a baseball bat. King remembered how Maddron was over at Extreme to do a Slap Happy.

“And they didn’t really remember to photograph her,” laughed King. “Asked if it was business as usual over at Extreme, King said it was magic.

Batman pointed out that Borden is queen of hardcore but doesn’t piss.

“I make people do that shit if they want to- but we don’t force people to do stuff,” he quoted Borden as saying. “These girls come in and want to do it.” Batman observed that Gables has been their contract girl for awhile and he’s sure she’s been through a lot of stuff.

“But for her to get all pissed off that she doesn’t want to leave the house…” King thought under those circumstances it had to be the midgets.

King started talking about Zupko when he gets on a 12-pack and begins rambling about Jesus.

“I don’t want to talk about it,” said Steel as if there was way more to the story. Steel said she was in the film and that it’s really intense.

“It’s crazy- I did a whole lot that you don’t want to know.” Steel said she knew what she was walking into but didn’t know what she was walking into until she got there.

“I squirt ass juice- that was what my scene was, to squirt,” she stated.

“Is it dirty or is it clear?” Batman asked her.

“It was very clean- of course it comes from me,” Steel answered. Steel also remembered eating some Mentos, giving head then throwing up.

“You could see it coming out bright green.” Besides Maddron, Batman said Steel was becoming one of his favorite hardcore girls.

“She likes being tied up,” King observed.

“I really do- I’m just not talking shit,” said Steel. “I like aggressive scenes. It brings more out.” Batman then asked King if he’s seen the Randy Spears scene in a movie titled Sleeping Around.

“Randy Spears at the end of the scene is on his hands and knees dressed in pink, cuffs and a choker- and Stormy has a strap-on on.”

Batman imagined that King has seen some crazy stuff himself over the years.

“What is the craziest thing you have witnessed on a porn set?”

“A tweaker getting fucked, doggie-anal, standing doggie,” answered King. “She springs a leak. We say clean up on aisle seven. She drops to her fucking knees and blows the guy; she ends up with a glazed fucking chocolate doughnut around her mouth. She said, what? What? I puked on her foot. Right on her.”

“And I would have to say the Jesus Juice-thing with Diablo was the craziest fucking thing,” King added. Batman imagined that King has seen plenty of girls go off sets crying.

“Yeah,” said King. “But it’s kind of hot- a woman crying is fucking really hot. I get turned on.”