From www.thefrisky.com- Ron Jeremy wants to give you a present! And the self-proclaimed “Hardest [Working] Man In Showbiz” is giving you a few inches more than he’s given over 4,000 women, 17” by 24” to be exact.

The gifted porn actor, who only keeps his member wrapped up, is now featured on $6 wrapping paper. That’s the least cheap thing the porn king has ever done! Ron himself is pictured on the paper, thankfully fully clothed, along with the slogan, “From one big prick to another!”

(Well, there goes the line you were going to use in the card.) But we think the question mark pattern behind him says it all. Seriously, wrapping paper, Ron? What will he think of next…. [Nerd Approved]