NY- posted on www.howardstern.com: This week on his show Howard introduced a new feature called "The Mexican Delivery Guy Game", in which a Mexican restaurant deliveryman would have to choose to receive either monetary tips or sexual favors from porn star, Savanna Samson. Before the first contestant came into the studio, Howard tried to figure out how much money he should offer for each of Savanna's acts. Howard first suggested that he offer the deliverymen the following choices: a $100 tip or the opportunity to squeeze Savanna's breast over her clothes, a $200 tip or the chance to see Savanna naked, or a $500 tip or the chance to "dry hump" a nude Savanna. Howard added that if the men agreed to take the money, the game would be over.
When Sal pointed out that the amounts of money Howard was planning on offering was too high, Benjy agreed. Given this, Howard finalized the increments as $10 or a breast squeeze, $20 or a glimpse of a naked Savanna, or $50 or a "dry hump."
When she came into the studio, Howard told Savanna that she looked better than ever and she responded that she'd be willing to do whatever he wanted for the game. Howard then had the game's first participant, Isaac, 19, and an intern, Jeannette, who was going to translate for him, into the studio. Through Jeannette, Isaac acknowledged that he'd never heard of Howard before this morning and told everyone that he makes $300 a week as a deliveryman. Isaac went on to say that, on average, he makes a $5 tip for each delivery he makes. Isaac also claimed that he had sex just last week.
As Howard predicted, Isaac said he'd take the $10 over being able to feel up Savanna, as well as the $20 instead of getting the opportunity to see her naked. Isaac then noted that he wanted Howard's offer of $50 as opposed to lying on top of Savanna and "dry humping" her.
Before he left the studio, Howard offered Isaac the chance to squeeze Savanna's breasts if he gave back $5, which he agreed to do. However, Isaac refused to part ways with $10 in order to get on top of Savanna. Artie then speculated that if Howard had offered $500 for the game as he originally planned to do, Isaac would've agreed to kill anyone in the studio for the money.
Howard told Savanna that he pleasured himself recently to one of her scenes in "The Devil In Miss Jones," but that he still had some complaints about the film. Howard explained that he judges pornos by how much time he spends fast-forwarding through them to get to the sex scenes and that he had to skip over about half of "Devil" just to get to Savanna's first act. Savanna replied that because the movie's director, Paul Thomas, treated "Devil" like a legitimate film, there was an actual story behind it. Savanna added, though, that the sex scenes in the film are great, once they finally show up.
Savanna noted that she learned about her newest passion, wine, through her husband, but that she was responsible for selecting the product she is selling. Savanna explained that she went to Italy recently and was presented with 50 juices before picking the one she wanted to use and that her husband made minimal contributions to the decision. Savanna also said that a bottle of her wine will retail for $30 - $40 in liquor stores. Howard also noted that Savanna's wine, called "Sogno Uno" got a 91 rating from Robert Parker, one of the most respected wine critics in the world.
The next contestant for The Mexican Delivery Guy Game was Oscar, 40, who told Jeannette that this was his first week as a deliveryman. Oscar went on to say that he'd pass up the $10 tip in order to feel Savanna's breasts. He then passed on the $20 tip in order to see her naked. When Oscar was asked if he was more interested in a $100 tip or lying on top of Savanna, he asked what Savanna wanted, to which Artie replied, "To be back in Los Angeles."
Oscar not only turned down the $100 tip for the chance to "dry hump" Savanna, but stuck with his choice when the amount was doubled to a $200 tip. Howard then instructed Oscar to get on top of Savanna and "wiggle around a little." While he was on top of Savanna, Oscar wanted to know if he could kiss her, but Howard told him he couldn't. Following his session on top of Savanna, she proceeded to give Oscar what Howard called "an aggressive lap dance," before Howard gave him a $50 tip for playing the game. Artie then commented that the best part about the game this morning was that Bill O'Reilly's breakfast was "completely late" because of it.
After revealing that she's been working on a reality series for Showtime, Savanna brought up that she has a Swedish girlfriend who she first met on a flight from Milan to New York several years ago. Savanna explained that she and the woman were seated next to each other on the plane and that they shared an immediate attraction. Savanna added that her girlfriend used to be a model and that she resembles a "sexier" Reese Witherspoon.
Savanna recalled that she and her now girlfriend got "cozy and cuddly" during their flight, but that they didn't get physical until they arrived at the woman's New York City apartment, where they went as soon as the plane landed. Savanna also said that she enjoyed the woman's company so much that they spent the following three days in her apartment. Gary responded that Savanna's story was the version of "Brokeback Mountain" that men want to see.
Howard asked Savanna if she'd be willing to get on the Sybian. Savanna replied that she'd seen "how to" specials designed for couples that featured the machine, but that she'd never been in the presence of one. Once she agreed to give the Sybian a shot, Howard advised her to be honest about what she was feeling while on it.
Gary started off Savanna's ride on the Sybian at 10 percent, before moving it up to 30 percent and then 50 percent. When it reached that level, Savanna began moaning and giggling and told Gary "the faster the better." Gary then increased the Sybian's level to 80 percent and Savanna asked him not to go any higher, because she was about ready to have an orgasm, which she did - loudly and very erotically. Howard responded to the feat by pointing out that Savanna's orgasm sounded like Artie's reaction while eating pizza.
Gary noted that he thought Savanna's ride on the Sybian was "the best one ever," which led to a round applause. Savanna acknowledged that she could hardly stand up after she got off the Sybian and that she swore she didn't fake her reaction, which Howard said he believed, given the way her eyes rolled back at the height of it. Savanna went on to say that, although the experience went by too quickly for her taste, she suggested Robin give it a try. However, Robin responded that she wasn't interested in Savanna's proposal.
