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The Tom Sizemore award sponsored by Kohler Toilets goes to gay porn star, Ryan Idol.

This week Idol was convicted of attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, battery causing serious bodily injury, domestic violence and for not supporting Chaz Bono on DWTS.

As the story goes, Idol went to his girlfriend’s home to confront her over his suspicions of her cheating on him.

Obviously she didn’t give him the answers he was looking for.

During the encounter, Idol used his girlfriend’s head to test the tolerance of a toilet seat to the point of shattering it over her skull resulting in severe cuts and bruises.

Idol faces 15 years in prison but considering his background in gay porn, I suspect he'll never have to buy cigarettes or Hershey bars during his time behind bars.

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The Dude Looks Like a Lady award goes to Bryan Oster.

Bryan agreed to pay $60 for an intimate, yet brief, relationship with a female prostie.

As it happens sometimes, after the happy ending, the prostie attempted to take more than the agreed upon compensation thus resulting in a knockdown drag out brawl.

As the fight continued, Ryan tazed the prostie until he got his money back.

But this prostie had a lot of fight left in her as Ryan soon found out.

The prostie picked up a baseball sized rock and clocked Ryan [bad week for Ryans and head clobberings] upside the head several times until police arrived. That’s when it was discovered that the prostie, Misael Ruiz, was a male.

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The Einstein award goes to the firefighters of the LAFD assigned to Engine Company 263 involved in the Charley Chase/Brazzers porn film shoot.

These brainiacs somehow rationalized that it was a good idea to allow a film crew to shoot scenes for a porn flick using their fire truck as a prop.

As one would expect, a major crap storm has erupted with the Mayor, Fire Chief and community members now on the hunt for scalps.

A special Einstein Honorable Mention award goes to Brazzers.

This isn't the first time Brazzers has caused a potential rift between Los Angeles and the porn community. Several weeks ago, the industry shut down production because a performer shooting for Brazzers' parent company Manwin was suspected of testing HIV positive.

It was also Brazzers’ shoot in which Kylee Reese playfully approaches a couple of LA Department of Transportation cops.

At this rate, maybe Brazzers could schedule an all-anal gang bang shoot in front of the Department of Justice in Washington so they can get the feds even more pissed at the industry. Nice going, guys…bunch of amateurs.

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The Hooker and Ladder award goes to Charley Chase.

In trying to defend the LAFD personnel involved in the porn shoot, Charley wrote the following on her website:

“The Fire Fighters watched me stroll the beach from a distance, but were NOT involved in us invading the truck,” she wrote on her blog. “I love how news people bend and twist the stories they report to better suit there point. Yet, the video and initial report continually stresses the firefighters’ participation.”

The local news report from earlier this week alleges the firefighters’ direct participation, claiming they arranged the shoot with the producers of the movie, which Chase says was shot almost three years ago, and even parked the truck in handicapped spots for easier accessibility. The news report showed a group of firefighters watching from a nearby location, one of whom says, “I am a fireman, I know them.”

Hmmmm…I wonder which versions of that story will the public believe.

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