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Dope of the Week Nominees … State Sen. Renee Unterman
This weeks Jack Venice Dope of the Week award goes to … Georgia State Sen. Renee Unterman.
Besides the fact that this babe couldn’t get fucked in a Turkish prison even if her pussy held the key, she and her corn pone compatriots in the Georgia legislature [better known as Darwin’s waiting room] propose a $3 to $5 tax for every person who enters a Georgia strip club.
Unterman said the revenue generated would cover the cost to fund rehabilitation programs for child prostitutes and sex abuse victims because, after all, “there are links between the adult entertainment industry and the underground world of child prostitution.”
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What links is she talking about? Did I miss that report? I have seen stories about child prostitution that involve pimps, and even family members, farming out children for sex and child pornography, but I have yet to see a story that links, directly or indirectly, a legitimate adult entertainment industry company with such stories.
This week’s Media Whore Award Nominee is … Demi Delia
Demi Delia is this week’s Media Whore Award winner. In a PRESS RELEASE that starts out: “In what can only be described as a bizarre trail of impersonating a celebrity, harassment, fraud and identity theft, former New York Yankee Andy Phillips has been named in a wild Los Angeles harassment case.”
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My Google search engine must need a tune up because I could not find any news agency that covered this story. I guess neither could Ms. Delia, so being a media whore; she released the “wild” harassment case story as a PRESS RELEASE.
I don’t want people thinking I’m being too hard on Ms. Delia. She did state in the PRESS RELEASE that she wanted to alert any other people who may be contacted by Andy Phillips.
However, at the end of the PRESS RELEASE is the following: Gina Rodriguez [Ms.Delia] is an adult film actress in Los Angeles who goes by the stage name of Demi Delia. Her current show, Mommy XXX, also features veteran adult performer/director Randy Spears. To learn more, please visit www.demidelia.com, www.mommy-xxx.com, and www.myspace.com/xxxdemidelia.
Oh, that “current show” she mentions is her own reality show for Sony Entertainment that is scheduled to air this spring. See how all of this comes together. Nice work for a media whore.
> This week’s Norman Einstein Award nominees are … Paul Fishbein … Cecil (Katie) Suwal
Cecil (Katie) Suwal was involved in the call girl business that nailed Elliot Spitzer last year. Before her sentencing, Ms. Suwal, in trying to cover her own ass, told the judge, "I was involved in the daily operations of this disgusting thing."
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Hey, Einstein, it wasn’t so disgusting when you were living a lavish lifestyle and spending money like a drunken sailor, was it? The judge didn’t buy the story either. Ms. Suwal received 6 months in jail.
But no, this week’s Norman Einstein Award winner is the master of the obvious, Paul Fishbein, with this astonishing quote: “There’s enough free porn on the Internet that, if you don’t care about quality, you can get what you want,” Fishbein said. “Plus the DVD business put out 13,000 new releases last year. That’s just too much.”
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I hope Paul passed along that message to one of his magazine’s biggest advertisers, Evil Angel, who earlier this year claimed that they put out 14 new releases a month not including comps.
Also, in years past, Paul’s magazine would go out of its way to boast about the fact that the adult industry was releasing in the neighborhood of 8,000 or more titles a year. Then again, those were the days companies couldn’t buy advertising fast enough in his magazine. My, how times have changed.
> Belated birthdays: Xxxena 01/26, Charlotte Kemp 01/27, Lara Stevens 01/27, Lovette 01/27, Joey Hart 01/29, Rachel Rocketts 01/29, Serena Marcus 01/29, Toni Leigh 01/29, Charlie Laine 01/31, Chloe Dior 02/01, Corina Curves 02/01, Mason Moore 02/01, Jill Kelly 02/01
> Lingerie Bowl Cancelled because of Nude Dress Code - The problems started when neighbors complained about it being held at a Tampa vacant lot, so organizers moved it to an area upscale clothing-optional resort.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32643
Sean: And the world yawned.
> He'll Remember the Alamo: Man, 43, gets life for having sex with 14-year-old girl in the Men’s Room - Charles Wayne Carmony, 43, of Kentucky, duped the girl into believing he was 19 when they had sex at the Alamo and in movie theaters around the city. He posted sexual images of her in an Internet chat room, bragging that he was in one image having sex with the girl.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32642
Sean: “Hey, little girl, my name is Davy, want to see my Crockett?”
> Protest at porn film-maker's house - Speaking outside his home divorced Mr. Edwards, who advertises on the internet, said: "If I pay a female model and a male model to do a scene for a DVD, some people would argue that is prostitution. I wouldn't. They think it is immoral, but I am conducting a legitimate business here in adult content - stills and video. It is BBFC classified. Other than the dog barking there's been no complaints of noise."
An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said: "We believe the occupier is legitimately running a pornographic recording studio."
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Sean: Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our
Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed
Our house, in the middle of our street
> Come & Knock On Our Door: Not Three’s Company XXX DVD Arrives March 3rd - The hilarious sex parody of the popular television show of the late 70s and early 80s is directed by Will Ryder and is being touted as the most entertaining of the adult movie spoofs created by X-Play.
“I don’t think there’s any question that this is our best comedy so far because it’s campy, funny and packed with hardcore sex just like the TV show,” joked Jeff Mullen president of X-Play.
Read the announcement here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32633
Sean: I can’t wait for “Not WKRP in Cincinnati XXX.” I understand Gene is up for the role of Dr. Johnny Fever.
> Somewhat Hot Teach Had Sex with Her 11 year-Old Godson - Investigators believe Lopez began having sex with the boy, who is now 15, when she was his teacher in 2004 at Nestor Elementary School in South County, said Chula Vista Police Chief Rick Emerson.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32629
Sean: She could pass as Carmella Bing’s sister.
> Woman Arrested for Having Her Hands in a Man's Ass - The man told detectives the incident happened on Nov. 9 at his Longmont house and involved “unwanted penetration.”
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32628
Sean: It took this guy almost three months to realize he didn’t like it.
> On Skid Row: 'Underwear Measurer' Gets 44 Years For Sex Crimes - Hawkins met with the parents and children, who ranged in age from 9 to 16 years old, and moved the children to a separate area, where he asked them to remove their clothing so he could inspect their underpants, prosecutors said.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32627
Sean: These parents should have their heads examined.
> Porn Goes Mainstream Once Again: U.S. Wal-Marts want 'Zack and Miri' DVD cover without word 'porno' - "I'm just so shocked that the word 'porno' meant that much to people in terms of, like, they found it insanely offensive and don't want to see it on display," the outspoken writer-director said Thursday in an interview from Los Angeles.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32624
Sean: Wal-Mart will now sell the DVD repackaged as “Zack and Miri Make a Film Only Your Dirty Old Uncle Would View by Himself out in the Barn.” It’s a little wordy but should pass the smell test in the Bible Belt.
> Bet She's Got a Nice Ass; Told She Was "Too Ghetto," Melody Morales "Aksed" for a Position - Of 118 workers, there are 48 Hispanics, including 13 women. There are Russian and Croatian dancers on staff.
The Hawaiian Tropic Zone spokesman says it's not about Morales' self-admitted Latina accent, or her body.
"We try to 'look beyond looks.' We're looking for people with intelligence and poise."
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32623
Sean: She’ll soon be starring in “Ghetto Butt 2” in about a week.
> Hawaiian Tropic Hush-Money - Consalvo, 36, and three other ex-employees claim in a $600 million federal lawsuit that Hawaiian Tropic management fostered a sexually hostile environment by allowing Rakis to rape and grope underlings.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32622
Sean: I’m just glad nobody in this industry uses “hush-money” to sweep things under the rug.
> Stephanie Babines gets $75G's in Pole Dancing Lawsuit - The woman who got national attention last year when she sued Adams Township for not allowing her to open a pole-dancing studio has settled her case…
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32621
> Taking on Vitter in US Senate Race, Stormy Daniels Launches Draft Stormy Campaign - Inviting Louisianans and Americans to "Join the Storm" the website features a petition page along with an extensive overview of Stormy Daniels and her qualifications to tackle some of the biggest issues facing both the Pelican State and the nation in general.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32619
Sean: I really, really, hope this doesn’t turn into a Mary Carey dope-fest.
> Max Turns Himself In; begins serving 46-month Sentence at Lompoc - Stopping just short of the entrance, he turned to the reporters and cameramen who'd been following his progress.
"I'd just like to say, as an American and a guy who really believes in this country and supports it, it's a real disappointment," he said.
Read this touching story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32617
Sean: Max does his best impersonation of Mr. Smith goes to Washington.
> A Minor Discrepancy Over $4.1 Million: Owner of strip club faces tax charges - John M. Potter reported gross receipts of about $1.1 million from the topless bar from 2002 to 2005, knowing his true gross receipts were about $3.2 million, according to a written statement from the U.S. Attorney's Office in Detroit.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32615
Sean: Yet another fine graduate of the Janine Lindemulder School of Accounting.
> After Going Nude-O for GQ, Jennifer Aniston Won't Strip for Playboy - Hef reported offered Aniston $4 million to do a Playboy shoot. Part of the deal also included that Aniston could earn up to $10 million if the magazine sold well…
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32608
> Faced with Tax Evasion trial, Joe Francis Accuses His Lawyers of Malpractice; They Fire Back - Barnes states that his firm tried to keep the matter confidential but Francis's statements to the press about "anticipated litigation between himself and current counsel concerning counsel's refusal to perform certain acts arising from this matter" made that impossible.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32607
> Detroit Blowjob Queen Back in Court After Violating Probation - Alycia Martin must explain why she failed to pay probation fees and take sobriety tests as part of her probation.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32601
Sean: She is also knocked up so I guess she can’t pay for birth control pills either.
> Lee Network Opening Los Angeles Arm; TLN.TV - Posted on www.ladirectnews.com: The Lee Network has opened its doors to tln.tv, an informative way for club owners and even fans to get a look at the girls featured on the website.
Read the announcement here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32600
Sean: Funny, when I went to check out “TLN.TV,” Carson Daly’s web site popped up. I suggest you first visit TheLeeNetwork.com when searching for TLN.TV. Hey, I just don’t mindlessly copy and paste this stuff, I check things out.
> Ah-Chu: Supervisor's New bid to crack down on S.F. brothels - Supervisor Carmen Chu has asked the city attorney's office to review massage parlor licensing laws in hopes of making it easier to close operations known for prostitution…
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32591
Sean: A story without the usual happy ending.
> "How do you reconcile selling millions of dollars worth of sex toys with being a devoted churchgoer?" - Ms. Brisben spoke to The Globe and Mail about the school-bus bullies who teased her son about his "dildo lady" mom, her husband's role and what's selling.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32588
> A Plot Out of the Three Stooges?: Larry Flynt Invited to Speak at the Oxford Union - “It’s a rare occasion that someone is invited to speak at the most prestigious university in the world,” Flynt said. “I consider it an honor.”
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32587
Sean: Close, Larry, close … The Oxford Union was established 182 years ago and is independent of Oxford University, however draws most of its members from the institution as well as other local universities.
> Amy Fisher looks forward to porn career - She's 34 now, still with a thing for older men - she's married to her 56-year-old agent, Lou Bellera - and mother of three, ages 3 months to 8 years.
Amy also has a new career: Porn actress and stripper.
Read the funny interview here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32586
Sean: After fucking a hairy ape like Joey Buttafuoco, Amy should have no problem doing it on film with a hedgehog.
> From Pure Play Media: New 3D Technology in Adult Movies to be Unveiled this Weekend - Over 125 million pairs of 3D glasses are being distributed through grocery, drug, and discount stores in anticipation. Not to be outdone, the adult industry is releasing the largest, most innovative 3D adult film ever developed…
Viewers will be able to use the same type of blue/amber 3D glasses to view excerpts of hot adult action from the upcoming "Tommy Gunn's Cummin' At You!" online at www.CumminatYou.com.
Read the announcement here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32585
Sean: After seeing some of the pussies in the industry today, watching them in 3D would be like watching a horror flick.
> The Julie Amero Porn case: Injustice for all - In January 2007 Amero was found guilty of endangering minors by a Connecticut jury for exposing 7th graders to porn sites on a classroom computer. In June 2007 the conviction was vacated and a new trial ordered by a judge after computer security experts intervened…
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32582
> MSN Money: Tough times for porn, booze - Satan isn't on the mat just yet, though. A close peep into these industries reveals:
* People are cutting back on porn, strippers and gambling.
* They're spending about as much as ever on booze and cigarettes, though drinkers may be trading down to the cheaper stuff.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32580
Sean: Free government cheese will be given away every Tuesday at the porn industry food bank.
> Suspicious fire at Tampa's Platinum Showgirls strip club; $100,000 in Damages - Firefighters arrived within a few minutes to find the business closed, but the front door open and there was smoke in the building.
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Sean: Such bad luck with the Super Bowl being in town and all….guess somebody didn’t pay their street tax.
> Baseball Official Stole from a Little league to Buy Kiddie Porn - A former youth baseball league treasurer who stole league funds to buy child pornography was sentenced to five years in prison today by U.S. District Judge William M. Skretny.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32572
Sean: This fucking creep…leave the gun and take the cannoli.
> The Long Island Bernie Madoff Nailed by Feds - A Long Island swindler dubbed "Little Bernie Madoff" blew piles of investor cash on swanky hotels, jewelry - and paying back victims of a previous fraud rap, prosecutors said Tuesday.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32564
Sean: Sounds like the guy could be a porn producer.
> Syd Blakovich, porn performer and co-producer for Pink and White Productions on Queer Porn - "Queer porn doesn't quite fit into any of the traditional genres that have been set up the industry," said Syd Blakovich, porn performer and co-producer for Pink and White Productions.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32556
Sean: Every time I see “Queer Porn” or a woman with the name Syd I always think the actors need a shower.
> Latest Hot Teach Sex Scandal Happened in Louisiana - Detectives of the Vernon Parish Sheriff’s Office arrested Kendra Hoffpauir, 24, of Leesville.
Hoffpauir has been charged with felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32553
Sean: Of all the Hot Teach stories, this babe is THE HOTTEST. WOW!!!
> Modeling Agency was a Front for Prostie Ring - A Yuma business woman is out on bond after being arrested of for running a prostitution ring. She owns a modeling agency but police say behind the scenes it was a much different story.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32550
Sean: Boy, I’m glad this stuff isn’t going on in the adult industry.
> Jef Hickey Starts Blogging – Gene writes: When last I spoke to Jef Hickey, here's what he had to say: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=30708. Now he's saying it for himself by writing a My Space blog:
Hickey writes: I haven't written anything worth a squirt (at least online) since right before I shoved a kiwi sized balloon of drugs up my ass and turned myself in to the lovely folks at MDC roughly nine months ago.
It gets better, read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32537
> Escort Service Owner Sentenced to 60 Days - Santiago Steven Maese, 32, of Holladay, was charged with second-degree felony counts of engaging in a pattern of unlawful activity and money laundering, and four third-degree felony counts of exploitation of prostitution.
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32536
Sean: Sixty days in the box for selling the box. How sad.
> Brenda Song reaches Agreement in Libel Suit Against LA Escort Service - The 20-year-old The Suite Life of Zack & Cody actress filed her complaint against Vibe Media Inc. and its owner, Ali Askari, in Los Angeles Superior Court on April 25, 2008, seeking more than $100,000 in damages for libel...
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Sean: I wonder who was trolling the pussy ads that pointed out this grievous injustice.
> 9 to5 Days in Porn Now Out on DVD; A review - The film also presents many women who embrace pornography as a valid form of self-expression. But some are browbeaten by the industry's misogyny and its mercenary capitalism, and still others wander around dully like the cast of The Hills gone topless and simple.
Read the full review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32526
> FSC Launches Facebook Group - Free Speech Coalition (FSC) has announced the launch of a new Facebook Group and profile page, exclusively for FSC professional level members. The online social networking platform will allow members to interact, post comments, discuss topics, as well as view the latest FSC news, photos and video.
Read the announcement here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32525
Sean: Wow, that sounds like a great resource for the 6 paying members of the FSC.
> Danny Bonaduce Fights Jose Canseco to a Draw - The 6-foor-4 Canseco jolted the 5-6 Bonaduce a couple of times in round 1 and a couple more in round 3. Bonaduce, who played Danny Partridge on the "The Partridge Family," never went down...
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Sean: The only reason Gene posted this story was because [A] it mentioned former Philadelphia Eagle, Vince Papale, as the guest referee; [B] There will be a porn version.
> TMZ's Latest Jameson Preggo Pic - Glowing like only an expectant mother could, Jenna Jameson re-emerged over the weekend at an MMA event in Anaheim.
She is expecting twins in April. They should have no trouble popping out.
See the pic here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32519
> Variety: World's "First" 3D porn film to start shooting - Producer Stephen Shiu Jr said his company One Dollar Production will start work on "3D Sex and Zen" in April, reports Variety.
The film will be a sequel to the 1991 hit "Sex and Zen" and has a budget of HK$30 million (£2.8 million).
Read the full story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32517
Sean: What would bring more screams in a 3D porn flick, a Peter North cum shot or the sight of Ron Jeremy naked?
> Spike Orders full season of Porn comedy Web series from James Gunn - An additional 11 episodes will begin rolling out Monday on the heels of a pilot episode that premiered in October with Nathan Fillion ("Desperate Housewives") and Aria Giovanni. That episode drew over 1.6 million views.
"Porn" spoofs the adult-film genre by having the stars act out scenes minus the actual sex. Future episodes will include Craig Robinson ("The Office"), Jerry O'Connell ("Crossing Jordan") and Penn Jillette, as well as adult-film stars Jenna Haze and BellaDonna.
Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32514
Sean: So, the idea is to act out scenes that 99% of the public already fast-forwards through anyway? Brilliant.
> Rob Rotten et.al Interviewed in Latest Piece on the Porn Industry - “It’s a lot of low-budget gonzo stuff released into an oversaturated market,” he said. “I think the general public just got sick of paying $49.95 for a poorly edited, poorly shot, poorly made video.”
Read the other theories why the industry is in the shitter here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32512
> Here's a Jenna Biopic Candidate: Cara Jo Basso – Gene writes: In the film, Basso certainly has the Jenna look and she even has other similar mainstream credits to Jameson's like Accidental Stripper, Sex Substitute 2 and Corpse Grinders 2. To me it’s a done deal.
Read Gene’s essay here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32511
Sean: Basso and Jenna really do look alike and in “researching” photos of Basso on the Internet it sure doesn’t appear she minds taking her clothes off.
