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The He Who Steals My Purse Steals Trash award goes to Devon James.
One thing Devon James should learn from this past week: Never try to steal the Tiger bimbo spotlight away from Joslyn James.
This week Joslyn filed a police report claiming that while on a Vivid shoot, Devon allegedly went into her purse and snatched a $100 bill, a bracelet and a cell phone. Later the claim was revised to total over $750 worth of property. Devon has yet to respond to the allegations.
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The Blue Nun award goes to Savanna Samson.
News came out this week that Samson’s husband, Daniel Oliveros, and his business partner are under investigation for alleged wine counterfeiting. It appears those vintage wines they were hustling to the rich and famous may not have been more than cheap knockoffs of something of lesser quality than Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20.
Living the lavish lifestyle, which I guess also includes having a porn performer for a wife, Oliveros would describe his wines as “sexy juice.”
As I see it, this “sexy juice” is kinda like a porn star: it comes in a fancy package but it turns out to be of cheap quality that is overpriced that leaves you with a throbbing headache in the morning.
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The Norman Einstein award goes to Janine Lindemulder.
It finally dawned on Einstein that having a tattooed ex-con with character issues for a husband may in fact hurt her attempt to gain joint custody of her daughter with Jessie James. So this week it was reported that the genius called it quits. It’s about time, Einstein, but at this point I doubt it will help much one way or the other.
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The Immaculate Conception award goes to Devon James.
It only took James nine years, but she finally decided to file a paternity suit against the alleged father of the kid, Tiger Woods. Not withstanding the fact reports surfaced this week that either a DNA test proves Tiger isn’t the father or a DNA has never been performed.
Radaronline.com reported that in their scientific opinion, after viewing a photo of the boy, they determined the kid has a striking resemblance to Tiger. I on the other hand see a striking resemblance between the kid and Cheech Marin from Cheech & Chong fame. So with Father’s Day quickly approaching, if I was Cheech, I’d be a little worried.
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Deadbeat Mothers of the Year award is shared by Devon James and Joslyn James.
This week Devon James’ mother, Sandra Brinling, said of her daughter, ‘[she] is a “pathological liar” who lost custody of the child and made up the extortion plot because she owes tens of thousands of dollars in child support.’
Joslyn James, it has been reported, is listed as a top offender in Washington state for unpaid child support. According to the Washington State Department of Social & Health Services' Web site, she owes more than $12,000 to her former husband, who has sole custody of their 10-year-old son. Funny how James’ attorney and staunch supporter of women and children, Gloria Allred, kinda skips over that fact in pursuit of Tiger Woods because he turned his back on poor Joslyn.
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The Mr. Magoo award goes to RadarOnline.com.
As the evidence continued to mount that refutes Devon James’ claim that Tiger Woods is the father of her 9 year old child, RadarOnline presented the world with the following statement: RadarOnline.com has seen photographs of the purported love child who bears a striking resemblance to the world's number one golfer.
Okay, then if that’s the case, Tiger is also the father of every dark complected 9 year old boy I’ve ever seen.
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The RICO Act award goes to Demi Delia.
It’s never a good idea to destroy your client’s credibility in the eyes of the press. However, Demi Delia, agent for Devon James, did just that this week.
Already on shaky ground with her paternity suit against Tiger Woods, Devon James' half-wit husband was asked a few questions by the Bradenton Herald newspaper. Before he would answer their questions he contacted Delia for advice. He was told that no interviews would be granted unless money was paid first.
That is sound advice from Delia who has vast experience in dealing with the press involving such bimbo matters. She of course has been linked herself to ‘Bones’ TV star David Boreanaz and MLB player Andy Phillips. She too is also the mastermind in trying to put together some half-assed mistress tour involving many well named bimbos.
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The Make Up Your Fucking Mind award goes to Janine’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Jeremy Aikman.
This tattooed ex-con reject from the freak show had a letter entered into court record on behalf of Jessie James in which he claimed that Janine "is a very unstable person her moods change every 10 minutes it's like she has multiple personalities." Also, "She abuses every prescription she gets. She obtains prescriptions from the doctors for 20 vicodin and proceeds to get them off the street."
However, Janine presented her own letter from Aikman in which he claimed she had no problems whatsoever. Aikman claims he wrote the letter supporting Janine because he was worried Janine would hurt herself and he was feeling guilty.
Great, don’t take the child’s well-being into consideration at all. The kid is already sentenced to a life of having these two onion heads for parents. I’m sure the kid appreciates your help.
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The Creep of the Week awards goes to William Wallace the lawyer, not to be confused with the famous Scottish patriot who led his country against the English and was later disemboweled for his efforts.
Wallace receives the award for allegedly having sex with a former female client to pay off a debt for work he performed in a 2009 civil case. During the investigation, police searched his home to which they found DVD’s that showed Wallace having sex with the female victim on several separate occasions. Police then examined Wallace’s computer and also found videos depicting sexual activity with children.
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Gene: proof again that Sean needs to get out of that chicken coop more often- a 9.5 on the MILF scale
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