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The Hypocrite award goes to Kendra Wilkinson’s current husband and self-righteous Bible banger, Hank Baskett.
Before Hank and Kendra tied the knot, one of Kendra’s friends made the following statement: “Hank makes her pray before meals now. His family is so religious and he really calmed her down a lot, he’s good for her.” www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34146
Then news breaks that his lovely bride was out shopping her pre-marriage sex tape to the highest bidder, people inside Hank’s camp said that: “He’s so angry. The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction. He needs to concentrate on his career right now, and this just creates more distractions for him.” However, after the check arrived it appears Hank quickly got over his embarrassment. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=41736
Now comes word this week that Hank enjoys his strippers. Sources say that Baskett has visited at least two strip clubs since learning about the Kendra’s sex tape this spring.
A friend named Carl Miller tosses Mr. Squeaking Clean under the bus with the following comment, “Hank went to the private VIP room with two girls,” Miller told the tabloid. “Everyone knows what goes on in those rooms – I don’t need to spell out what happened.” www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42803
None of this should come as a surprise. During an interview before Hank and Kendra’s nuptials, Kendra commented on Hank meeting her ex-boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, for the first time: “He loves Hef and Hef loves Hank! They have so much in common. Every time they see each other Hef always gives him a pat on the back or gives him a little wink. He loves Hank.”
Yeah, besides both having fucked Kendra, it sure does look like they really have a lot in common.
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The Dumbass Quote of the Week goes to the incomprehensible adult film actress, Jesse Jane. She was asked to comment on Linda Lovelace, the subject of Lindsay Lohan’s film, Inferno.
Jane said of Lovelace. “I love that she was very open about liking porn and didn’t care about what people thought about it or her. That says a lot about her character, and I respect that.”
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In 1986, Lovelace published Out of Bondage, a memoir focusing on her life after 1974. She testified before the 1986 Attorney General’s Commission on Pornography in New York City, stating “When you see the movie Deep Throat, you are watching me being raped. It is a crime that movie is still showing; there was a gun to my head the entire time.”
Following Lovelace’s testimony for the Meese Commission, she gave lectures on college campuses, decrying what she described as callous and exploitative practices in the pornography industry.
Yup, that sure does say a lot about her character and the love for the porn industry.
The Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law award goes to attorney Shawn Chapman Holley.
Before her idiot client, Lindsay Lohan, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, attorney Holley was getting some pretty impressive things said about her. The people close to Lohan said that Lindsay has become so accustomed to good lawyers bailing her out of seemingly impossible situations; she simply expects the same thing to happen again. As one source put it, “Shawn [her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley] will just fix this like everything else.” www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42749
The What Could You Have Possibly Been Thinking award goes to Hollywood screw-up, Lindsay Lohan.
During her court appearance in which she was sentenced to 90 days in jail, this genius shows up with the words Fuck U painted on her fingernails. That sure showed the judge who’s boss didn’t it.
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The Norman Einstein award goes to Janine Lindemulder.
Let’s chronicle this Class-A numbskull’s history for a moment. The journey begins with Janine being convicted and shipped off to jail for tax-evasion. While there, her ex-husband, Jesse “I’ll fuck anything in a skirt” James wins custody of their child.
Janine is paroled and is placed in a halfway house and vows to fight Jesse for custody. The judge had ordered her not to associate with felons, to stay out of pornography, and to live in a halfway house; she violated all three conditions. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=39724
Recently, Jesses James camp releases emails that Janine wrote to her ex-sister-in-law. In one email it allegedly divulges that she has agreed to spend a night with a man for $25,000. “This is a form of prostitution,” England responds.
In yet another email, Mother of the Year candidate, Janine, reportedly begs James’ sister for the painkiller Vicodin. After England shoots her down, James’ ex writes, “I am so depressed, Sun is suffering, I can’t even find the energy to play with her. It’s 9:30 and I don’t even know what she ate today.” She added, “Not being awake makes everything better.” www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42741
Just last week RadarOnLine reported that this wing nut recently contacted Orange County police because she feared for her own safety – believing that Jesse James would try and tamper with her food and drinks so that she failed mandated drugs tests. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42772
And the topper, just in time for the next court battle with Jesse, comes the released this week of a lesbian flick starring Janine titled Dirty Desires. “This is the only Janine film on the market, shot in 2010,” says Oren Cohen. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42807
The idiotic nature of this woman’s continued actions are at this point beyond belief.
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> The Empire Strikes Back: Sheriff’s Office Says Jessie Lunderby Violated Dept. Policy By Posing Nude – Now, precisely what to do about Jessie Lunderby’s explicit photos is under reviewed by an attorney. Somebody pass the Kleenex and the Jergens. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42849
> Gratuitous Nudity Galore in New Red Band Trailer for Middle Men; See the Clip – For the record, we at Adultfyi encourage and support gratuitous nudity whenever possible. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42848
> Warner Labels Sue Reality Kings, Alleging Copyright Infringement; Damages Could Be $15M or More – “deliberate and brazen exploitation of Plaintiff’s sound recordings and musical compositions in hundreds of extreme hardcore pornographic videos, without any consent or authorization from Plaintiff’s.” In simple English: they’re fucked. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42847
> Thieves Steal Playboys, Porn – Someone should have told them they can get it all for free on the Internet. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42846
> Public Relations 101: Is There Really No Such Thing As Bad Press? – Gene gives some sage advice and a nice beat down to the PR wanks. Read the column here and learn something: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42845
> Porn Blog Too X-Rated to Cover Annual Broadway’s Annual Skinfest – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42844
> Cleveland “Ambiance” chain wants to put three boutiques in Columbus area by end of 2011 – “We want to get one open in time for Christmas shopping,” said Jennifer Downey, president and co-owner of Ambiance. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42843
> Judge: No Expert Witnesses Allowed in Stagliano Case – ‘May be a shorter affair without the defense experts or the prosecution’s rebuttal expert.’ Let’s just get this damn thing over with. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42841
> Bobbi Eden Explodes Back into the USA Adult Scene – ‘Hollands Number 1 pornstar Bobbi Eden…’ I guess her stiletto heels are made out of wood. Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42840
> Urban X Awards Takes Over Exxxotica This Weekend. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42839
> NBC to change “Today” wedding contest after protests; Same-Sex Couples Now Allowed – “NBC mistakenly equated the marriage license with the wedding celebration,” GLAAD said in a statement. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42838
> Just in Time for the Stagliano Trial: House Votes to Block Porn on Government PC’s – “None of the funds made available in this act may be used to maintain or establish a computer network unless such network blocks the viewing, downloading and exchanging of pornography.” No, really, they love you. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42835
> Six Busty Beauties Invade Exxxotica Los Angeles –Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42832
> John Stamos’ sex life could be an issue at Upcoming Michigan Extortion trial – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42831
> ESPN NFL analyst arrested on child porn charges – He was charged with first-degree possession of child pornography, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia…the trifecta! Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42830
> Will Bobbi Eden Really Make Good on Her World Cup BJ Offer? One Writer Doubts It -Eden knows that whether or not she gets mouth calluses is irrelevant; she’s in it for the page views, the mouse clicks and the influx of subscribers to her pay-per-view web ‘Club.’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42829
> Final: Lynn Lemay at Exxxotica This Weekend and Why – She blames everybody but the drycleaner for her problems. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42828
> Lohan’s Lawyer Calls It Quits – The check probably bounced. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42827
> 2 Live Crew’s Luther Campbell: Elena Kagan Is “My Homegirl” – “She is not going to let any person or group tell her what is right or wrong.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42826
> Larry Flynt Announces Six Picture Contract with Hall of Fame Adult Film Director, Paul Thomas – “We are happy to announce our partnership with actor, director and producer Paul Thomas; a pioneer in the adult industry.” Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42824
> Brittany Andrews “Excited” About Her Return to the Adult Industry – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42823
> Desi Foxx Interviewed About Her Lawsuit; Don’t Lawyers Advise Their Clients to Shut Their Yaps? – “This industry is largely based on fantasy and people don’t want to see condoms in their fantasies.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42822
> More Delays in Stagliano Trial; Being Treated Like a National Security Issue – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42821
> Lovelace director explains why we hate Lindsay – Read This, You’ll Understand the Definition of “Enabler” – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42820
> Bad Teeth a Deal Breaker in Florida Hooker Case – The guy have been a dentist. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42818
> Playboy Ending Ties to Portugal Edition After Jesus Cover – “It is a shocking breach of our standards, and we would not have allowed it to be published if we had seen it in advance.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42817
> Comedy Central’s Reno 911 Creators Review Porn Parody from New Sensations – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42813
> Lenny Dykstra: A Lying, Deceitful Fraud, Says Trustee; Porn Producing the Next Stop? Sounds Like It – in a Chapter 11 petition filed last year, the ex-baseball star cited liabilities totaling $37.1 milllion Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42812
> “Need a Job? Try the Skin Trade” [Funny, Members of the Skin Trade Are Looking for Jobs] – If you go, bring your checkbook. Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42811
> 31 Year Old Woman Posed as Boy to Have Sex with a Teenage Girl; What Gave Her Away Ya Think? – charges including unlawful sexual conduct with, and contributing to, the delinquency of a minor Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42810
> Coroner: Death by Vibrator While Watching Porn… – ‘There is nothing to explain why she died in this way but I suspect sudden cardiac death.’ Yeah, usually when your heart stops you’re kinda fucked. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42809
> Private Media Group, Playboy TV International Extend Private Spice TV-Channel Contract for Five Years – Yeah, but will Playboy be in business in 5 years? Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42808
> Ginger Lynn to appear at Exxxotica LA this weekend; Working on Her Biog – “This is an absolutely beautiful award, I am very flattered and wanted to thank the wonderful Bill Margold and the FOXE Awards for this honor,” said Lynn. Always good to see Papa Bear’s name in print. Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42805
> Court Battle Continues Over Ownership of John Edwards Sex Tape; Mistress Claims It’s Hers – “What possible purpose would a campaign want — or desire for — a sex tape of a candidate involved in a sex act?” Fox asked rhetorically. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42804
> Good News for Porn Stars: Hollywood’s Biggest Screwup Has Five Movie Projects in the Works – During those six months, Lohan will be unable to promote her fashion line, 6126, or work on the five films she is currently attached to. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42802
> Lexi Belle Named Juliland jGrrl Of The Year – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42801
> Sonny Franzese Convicted of Shaking Down Hustler, Penthouse Strip Joints – The Feds are making it harder to make a dishonest buck these days. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42800
> TSA Backs Off Censoring “Controversial Opinion” Sites – While surfing websites while on the clock? Your tax dollars at work. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42799
> Mercenary Pictures Debuts Online VOD Theater, Vod.MercenaryPicturesVideo.com – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42798
> Stagliano Obscenity Trial in Progress; Hurry Up and Wait – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42797
> Another Boy Scouts Sex Claim: Scoutmaster Jacked Him Off, Sodomized Him – Only took place 35 years ago. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42796
> Judge Seals Documents in Child Molestation investigation Involving Former Mayor – At her court appearance last month, Lusk pleaded innocent to third degree child molestation. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42793
Sean’s Hot Former Mayor Fuck Scale: 2…she’s an old war horse…I don’t care what my editor says.
Gene says she’s a 10 on the sliding MILF scale and I don’t care what my hayseed farmboy Sean has to say.
> Brent Corrigan, Aden Jaric, Adam Killian At The Top Preferences For Gay Users Of Realtouch In June – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42789
> Baltimore County Enacts Tough Zoning on Adult Businesses – The new law will require those businesses to scale back total adult inventory from 20 to 15 percent or relocate…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42788
> Jailer Jessie Lunderby: No Regrets About Playboy Pics; Says She’s Too Busy to Sue – That, and she doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42786
> New Sensations Unveils High-End Novelty Line At ANME Show JULY 11-13 – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42785
> Cops Looking for Domenic Kane? – Alleged to have punched the lights out of two chicks. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42782
> Stagliano Obscenity Trial Garners Little or No Mainstream Press Notice [So Far] – Despite the obvious sweeping First Amendment implications…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42781
> Next Site for Exxxtacy 2010- Chicago, July 16 to 18 – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42780
> Lovelace Director Pledges Support For Lohan; Like the Capt. of the Titanic Tipping the Musicians – “(The crew is) 100 per cent behind Lindsay. We are proud to have this remarkable artist work on our film.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42779
> Party for Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely’s 25th birthday; On a Good Day She’ll Have 60 Orgasms She Claims – Oh, this one is a real rocket surgeon. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42778
> Judge to Lohan: Go Directly to Jail Do Not Pass Go; Lohan Has ‘F*CK U’ Painted On Her Nails – Comes out to about 23 days in the grey bar motel. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42777
> Chatting with Dick Delaware: “I Was Headed for Jail or Death” – Read Gene’s interview with him here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42776
> Hand Jobs Found to Cure Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42775
> Adult-film actress recalls Mel Gibson’s bad behavior – Who knows, maybe she’s Jewish. I understand Mel has issues with the Jews. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42774
> Wicked’s Kaylani Lei & “Little” Lupe Fuentes to Host Ms. EXXXOTICA Competition at EXXXOTICA LA – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42773
> Janine Claims She Wasn’t Allowed to See Her Daughter Over the Fourth – Lindemulder recently contacted Orange County police because she feared for her own safety – believing that James would try and tamper with her food and drinks so that she failed mandated drugs tests. What a dingbat. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42772
> Anna Faris Has Body Double in Nude Scene Uproar, Claims Rep – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42770
> Jury Selection in Stagliano Obscenity Trial Begins – Court officials said it could take two days or more before the jury panel is seated. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42768
> This Ain’t Glee XXX Parody Hits the Streets; see the trailer – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42767
> Sasha Grey, Bree Olson And Tanner Mayes Head Top 10 Favorites In June For Users Of Realtouch – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42766
> Bobbi Eden offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup – I’d be excited if I gave a shit about soccer. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42765
> Adventures in “Pornland” – Gee, another book about the porn industry. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42763
> Sex Toy Maker Interactive Life Forms Sues California Exotic Novelties, others for Patent Infringement – Interactive Life Forms LLC, maker of devices called Fleshlight and Sex-in-a-Can…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42762
> Stripperforme and Pornstarforme: The Hottest Duo across the World Wide Web? – If they said it, it must be true. Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42761
> Playboy eliminating corporate controller’s post – The slow-motion train wreck that is Playboy continues. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42760
> Stay Limp, Stay Safe; Studies Show Users of Viagra, Cialias Have Triple the Rate of STDs – “But per sexual encounter, the actual safeness of the sex is probably lower among older folks in the sense that they don’t use condoms,” he said. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42759 Well, duh.
> Russian Spies, Sex Clubs and The Royal House – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42758
> Urban X Awards- July 13th – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42757
> Strip Clubs Closing Down, Dancers Becoming Escorts, Customers Depressed About Layoffs…. – ‘Also, 90% of strip club owners are total fucking morons who only made money because they managed to get a liquor license and a pole.’ Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42756
> Expert Says Demise of Big Tobacco Provides Roadmap to Victory over Porn – “So we are going to expect that what we did with cigarettes, we can do with pornography,” explained Layden. Read what else this Woolly Mammoth has to say here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42755
> New Chapter in the Life and Times of Tony Batman- Learning Acting from Burt Reynolds – That’s kinda like taking flying lessons from Amelia Earhart. Read Gulliver’s Travels here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42754
> Big Budget Porn film ‘was shot at hospital’ – “But apart from cheering up a few of the in-patients, it cannot be said to be contributing to the objectives of the PCT (primary care trust).” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42753
> Lisa Ann Makes Cover of Elegant Angel’s ‘Massive Facials 2’ – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42751
> Does the internet need a red light district? FSC Dropped Board Member Who Supported .XXX Domains – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42750
> This is the Miracle Working Attorney You Want to Call When You Act Up Like Lindsay Lohan – “Shawn [her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley] will just fix this like everything else.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42749
> Former Playboy Playmate Deported in Paris Hilton Marijuana Incident – “The person is found in illegal possession of an illegal substance, convicted by a duly constituted court of law. So, we have to act.” Paris Hilton does a fine job of tossing her friend under the bus. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42748
> More Bad News for the XXX Biz: DEA Seizes Coke Submarine- 20,000 Kilos Under The Sea – Officials believe this is the first time an underwater vessel has been built to carry illegal drugs. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42746
> Portland Police Mishandled Al Gore Sex Case, Admits Chief – “There should have been command level review…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42745
> More: Complaint Wants Condoms on SoFla Porn Shoots – “What kind of adult film would you have left?” asked Larry Walters, Bang Brothers’ attorney. “Nothing that would sell.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42744
> Woman Fighting Texas Law That Allows Parents to Show Their Kids Porn – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42743
> Documents: Janine is a Fully Trained Clown and Has the Diploma to Prove It – Does this qualify her as a crossover of the year candidate? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42742
> Update: Janine Admits to Prostitution and Drug Use – In one e-mail, Lindemulder allegedly divulges that she has agreed to spend a night with a man for $25,000. Worth every penny I’m sure. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42741