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The Miss Self-Important award goes to former madam, Michelle Braun.
This week a story broke that soccer star David Beckham is searching out hooker Irma Nici so he can sue her because she claims she and another hooker had an alleged threesome with Becky-boy back in 2007. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44318
Braun took it upon herself to come to Becky’s aid by stating to sify.com:
“If he had been hiring call girls and sleeping around in America, I would have heard about it. I worked with the best in the business and my girls served the top sports stars all over the globe.”
My, she does have a high opinion of herself. I had no idea she was the Grand Vizier of hookers and escorts. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44257
The Media Whore award goes to Jay Grdina.
A story broke this week that Karissa Shannon’s sex tape partner wasn’t 100% honest when he implied that he owned a certain badass Rolls-Royce. Sam Jones said about the car, “That is not a rental … young mogul style.”
No, it wasn’t a rental. In fact, as it turns out it was a loaner car. We know this because Jay Grdina, in an attempt to get a little free PR for his website, tossed his buddy under the bus when he told TMZ: “Considering I have the only matte black Phantom in L.A. … ole Sam just told a nice lie to TMZ.”
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The Porn Industry Shell Game award goes to Devon James and her chubby hubby, Nick.
It’s alleged by some un-named porn talent in the Tampa area that they pulled the old Three Card Monte when it came to paying her: First I was told that I would get $1000 for a b/g and a b/j scene. When I spoke to him on the phone he made no mention of being paid by check.”
She continues: “So after this clusterfuck evening finally comes to and end. Nick comes up to me and says ‘Now as I told you, we pay by payroll check…’
“I looked and said ‘What to hell do you mean payroll check?’ This asshole told me that he was producing content for an LA company and that he would have the money for 7-10 days.”
She concludes: “Well, 6 months later and I still haven’t been paid and they refuse to answer phone or email back. Any women in Florida reading this STAY AWAY FROM THESE LOSERS!”
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Maybe after Devon’s $350,000 windfall from her Tiger Woods’ sex tape [please, don’t make me laugh] she’ll be able to start paying money due her hired talent. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44349
The White Man Speak with Forked Tongue award goes to Pink Visual.
This week it was reported that Pink Visual had decided enough is enough in the fight against the online piracy of pornography and has organized a conference for the biggest players in the porn industry to attend. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44258
That is a very powerful statement until you read another story that was also reported this week that said in part: Pink Visual’s parent company and its Denali Holdings unit were sued for copyright infringement from the alleged use of Brazzers’ trademark. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44251
It would appear somebody is speaking with a forked tongue, kemosabe.
The Creeps of the Week award goes to Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei.
These two cretins figured it would be fun to use a hidden camera in the student’s dormitory room and, so, transmitted a sexual encounter over the Internet. It showed Ravi’s gay roommate playing around with another male. The roommate, Tyler Clementi, became so distraught that he jumped to his death off the George Washington Bridge.
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Dial M for Moron award goes to Feed the Children.
To help raise money for charity, Cincinnati Bengal wide receiver Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson and Feed the Children teamed up to sell OchocincO’s cereal. Unfortunately, some moron provided the wrong telephone phone to call to donate to the organization. You guessed it: the number that appeared on the cereal box was that of a sex line.
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You Can’t Escape Your Past award goes to Natasha Bradshaw Herzig, better known to porn fans as Tiffany Price.
As the story goes, Herzig, an award-winning cheerleading coach at Gila Ridge High School, has been identified as adult movie performer Tiffany Price in the Oct. 11 issue of the National Enquirer.
She commented when told of the news: “I don’t understand why it’s such a big deal. I haven’t done anything wrong or illegal. I don’t understand why anyone would care what I did years ago.”
According to the Enquirer, Herzig called the parents of the cheer team together in August and told the parents of her past.
But like so many other former porn performers, she felt it necessary to crap on the industry in order to explain away their past: “She claimed she had been abducted by a sex trafficking ring after high school and forced to do porn, but it’s all lies. The timeline is all wrong.”
Don’t worry, Sweetheart, we’ll welcome you back with open arms for as I write this I’m sure Papa Smurf is already sending you a million dollar contract via FedEx.
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The Dope of the Week award goes to Raymond Roberts.
Roberts was stopped by police for speeding Wednesday morning. As police approached the car, officers smelled a strong odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle. Roberts confessed that he was smoking the marijuana and gave police his stash. Upon further searching of Roberts, police found a bag of crack cocaine which was found in of all places, the crack of his ass. A quick thinker, Roberts told police the crack wasn’t his but he simply attempted to hide the stuff. Sure, police would never suspect of looking there.
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> Devon James Sued By Demi Delia Over ‘Whore’ Allegations – After that Tiger Woods’ sex tape deal, James should have more than enough money to pay her legal bills. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44360
> Web Porn and Hotel guest buying shift puts pressure on LodgeNet – Free porn strikes again. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44359
> CNN Fires Rick Sanchez Allegedly Over Jon Stewart Remarks, But It could Have Been The Party Boy Story – He called Jon Stewart a bigot in a radio show interview where he also questioned whether Jews should be considered a minority. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44358
> Update: Sex jobs banned from gov’t ads in England – Great Britain has taken steps to make sure people don’t have to apply for jobs in adult entertainment to continue jobless benefits. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44357
> Suit Filed Over Show N Tail – Allen Johnson’s effort to reopen a topless bar in Bay County is headed to court. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44356
> New Sensations Celebrates “The Flintstones” 50th Anniversary With Adult Film Parody – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44355
> “How two recent college grads are leading the 3D porn revolution”; Their 3D is Different, They Claim – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44354
> Ryan Keely Interviewed; Now Writing a Sex Advice Column in Penthouse – Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44353
> Janine’s Saying Jesse James Won’t Let Their Daughter Attend Great Grandmother’s Funeral – “I’m not surprised because as far as Jesse is concerned, my family is totally irrelevant, and if I were to die tomorrow he would not bat an eyelid.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44352
> Evan Seinfeld to Serve as Master of Ceremonies and “Host” of “The Biggest Tattoo Show on Earth” – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44351
> Sasha Grey: Playboy Spread Is Validating for My Mainstream Career – Should somebody tell her nobody reads Playboy anymore. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44350
> Flynt vs. Flynt Judge: Move Hustler Fight from Ohio to California – The judge said most of the company interests in dispute and most of the people involved in the case live in California…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44348
> Not Charlie’s Angels XXX Now Available – Yeah, and it was still available last week and the week before that and….Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44346
> Legal Issues in the Rutgers Gay Sex Tape Scandal – Right now it looks like Ravi and Wei will receive charges of invasion of privacy as well as distributing videos taken without consent. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44344
> Tube Sites Beware: The FleshDrive is after You – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44341
> PD Films Cavero Named Adult Seminars Adult Business Advisor – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44339
> Computer Virus Used to Steal Bank Accounts – Make sure your computer is tested monthly at AIM. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44338
> Once in Porn Always in Porn; Cheerleader Coach’s Past Catches Up With Her – “I don’t understand why anyone would care what I did years ago.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44337
> Amy Fisher On the Making of Deep Inside Amy – Riveting story I’m sure…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44336
> Tiger Woods Hooker Stories Never Told Before; Joslyn James: He’s a dickhead, really Full of Himself – When his divorce from Elin was finalised in August, he kept his comments to a minimum, telling reporters that it has been “a long year”. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44335
> The Industry Lost a Friend In Tony Curtis – “When I was a kid, I wanted to be Tony Curtis, and that’s exactly who I am.” Toward the end, however, he took on the appearance of an old lesbian. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44334
> Creep Involved in the Master Ed Torture Case Denied Bond; Specialized in Electrocution, Waterboarding – Benson said the victim tried to use a safe word to stop the abuse, but Cook laughed and cranked harder. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44333
> Marie Madison Gets Guest Blog on Rog Reviews – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44332
> Lap dances, nudity to end at Louisville strip clubs – He says the ordinance turns topless clubs into bikini bars. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44331
> Monica Mayhem’s Autobiog Now Available; A Quick Take – But it’s written in Australian, who’ll translate it into American? Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44330
> Larry Flynt Plans Store 4 Blocks From Brother’s – “Is it stressful? Is it hurtful? Is it unfortunate? It’s all of those things,” Jimmy Flynt’s attorney, Bob Hojnoski, told News 5’s John London. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44329
> Brad Armstrong’s AVN And XBIZ Editor’s Choice Speed Roars Into Stores Today – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44328
> Gloria Allred: “Meg Whitman is a Liar”; It’s No Fun Hiring an Illegial Alien – Whitman says she would take a polygraph test to prove that she’s not lying. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44327
> Senators Ease Off Internet ‘Censorship’ Bill After Outcry – Senate sponsors have eased off a bill aimed at cracking down on online piracy…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44326
> Strip club owner suing City of Westbrook, Maine – City officials say that Dreamers Cabaret’s owner misrepresented the nature of his business and construction was done illegally – indoors without a permit. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44325
> “Elections Sway Porn Demand” – Another oddball study that means nothing. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44324
> Capitol Entertainment Agency Teams Up with Lee Roy Myers For An All-Star Feature – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44323
> Porn Companies Vying for Tila Tequila Videos – “If anyone out there is trying to leak a private and personal sex tape of me that was not meant for the public, I will swiftly deal with my lawyers!” Whatever. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44321
> Sicko Story of the Week: Trailer Park Couple Charged with Making “Mastie” Video of Two Year Old – “It’s just so sad. You want to protect children, and we could never have seen this coming,” Hobbs said. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44320
> Ines Sainz Gets Nude Offer from Playboy – But don’t get too excited — sources close to Ines tell us her network prohibits talent from posing in the buff. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44319
> Vietnam Arrests Three Over Porn Websites – According to VNExpress news website, the three accused earned up to 30 million dong (1,500 dollars) a month for running the sites…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44316
> Meg Whitman on Potential Scandal: Illegal Alien Maid’s Full of It; Bags on Gloria Allred – “This is a shameful example of the politics of personal destruction practiced by people like Jerry Brown and Gloria Allred. The charges are without merit.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44314
> Louisiana Parish officials tell Spencer’s adult items Are prohibited – Parish officials say the Spencer’s in Southland Mall is violating a law that prohibits the sale of adult items within 1,000 feet of a residential district…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44313
> Pure Play Media Launches Direct-To-Retail Website – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44310
> Aurora Snow Launches Online Store – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44305
> Alleged Victim Tells of Pastor Eddie Blowjobs; “Call Me Daddy” Eddie’s Supposed to Have Told Him – “I cannot get the sound of his voice out of my head, and I cannot forget the smell of his cologne…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44304
> Jenna: Therapy Saved Her Romance with Tito; Her Father Has Triple Bypass Surgery – Like anybody gives a fuck. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44302
> Another Producer Joins the We’ll Wait for Lindsay Bandwagon – She must have the dirt on half of Hollywood. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44300
> Meg Whitman Scandal Ready To Break- Former Housekeeper Has Blockbuster –We’re told the housekeeper has lawyered up with none other than Gloria Allred. Appears the creeps are coming out of the woodwork. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44299
> Amy Fisher’s life in porn- On Maury Povich; Broke Her Original Word – “People liked what they saw, and she needed to make a living,” sources told The Post. Those people must be blind or out of their mind. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44298
> Angela Aspen Goes Down For The Official Flava Of Love Parody – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44297
> Simply Blown exhibiting at Las Vegas International Lingerie Show – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44296
> West Coast Productions, Combat Zone, Third World Media and Patrick Collins File John Doe Lawsuits – West Coast Productions, in their suits, named 2,010 John Does who allegedly shared “Bomb Ass White Booty 14” and 535 for “Juicy White Anal Booty 4.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44292
> Update: The ACS:Law Boondoggle – Security Breach Exposes Down-Low on Porn Downloads – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44291
> Hustler’s Avatar Porn Parody Out Tuesday; see the clip – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44290
> Dopes with a Toy Gun Try to Rob Adult World; Foiled with a Hammer – “First, if you’re going to rob someone, get a real gun,” the man said. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44288
> ‘Ferris Bueller’ Star — Pleads Guilty in Sex Offender Violation – Jones has been sentenced to 3 years formal probation and must complete 250 hours of community service in a roadside clean-up program. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44287
> Bold South African Launch of International Luxury Lingerie Label – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44286
> Longtime Tarantino Film Editor Sally Menke Found Dead – The extreme heat Monday may have been a factor in her death. A police spokesperson told Fox 11 News that Menke was dressed warmly. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44285
> From Juicy Entertainment: The Virtual Reality Stimulator 3D – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44284
> Michael Lucas Confronts Ann Coulter About Her Comments on Gay Marriages; See the Clip – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44283
> Amy Fisher and Amy Fisher Productions Release “Deep Inside Amy Fisher” On September 30th – Only $34.99 each…can’t beat the price. Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44282
> Update: Bronx Teacher-Hooker Says She Knew There’d Be a Shit Storm – Schools Chancellor Joel Klein yesterday called the scandal “an unfortunate circumstance.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44281
> Two University of Minnesota frats in sex assault investigations – On top of all that, their football team sucks. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44280
> Porn Isn’t The Only One: Indie Filmmakers Feel the Squeeze of Piracy – “It feels like someone is walking into your house and stealing your furniture,” said Carter, 38. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44278
> HotMovies Revives Cecil Howard’s Star Angel for Limited Run – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44277
> Suite 703 Announces New Brand Manager – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44276
> “Pros and Cons of Erotica” – Porn can also be a healthy way of exploring forbidden taboos. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44275
> Victim of the Economy: St. Paul’s Last Adult Bookstore Closes – “It just wasn’t working anymore. The Internet was huge competition. People can go online, pay $10 a month and get unlimited access (to pornography).” Try getting it for FREE. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44274
> Dope of the Week Candidate? Hot to Trot Teach Admits Being Craigslist Prostie on The Huffington Post – “From October 2006 to January 2007 I accepted money in exchange for sexual services…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44273
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: a perky 6
> Not Charlie’s Angels XXX Thrusts James Bartholet into Awards Contention – Of course it does. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44272
> Fired Jailer Returns To Playboy Website; Named Cyber Girl of the Month for October – ince she was fired, Lunderby said she has traveled the county making appearances and also recorded a Halloween-themed movie for Cinemax. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44271
> Big Winners Honored at GayVN Awards – See the list here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44270
> Attorney: Pastor Eddie Investigation Broadening – B.J. Bernstein says her office is taking calls and believes there are other victims. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44269
> Lexi Love Featured in Adam Rifkin’s “LOOK: The Series” Premiering on Showtime – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44268
> Like a Shooting Star Andy San Dimas Could Really Use a Wish Right Now – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44267
> Publisher of BackPage.com Being Sued for Running Sex Ads ala Craigslist – The ads allegedly included “explicit nude photographs” of the girl, who was 14 at the time. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44266
> HotMovies.com Product Draws Criticism from London Abused Women’s Centre – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44265
> Law firm facing legal action over huge porn data security breach – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44264
> “No One Cares”: Hollywood insiders say Linda Lovelace biopic may be moot point – “You can sense that this will be a project that will go straight to video, even if it ever really is finished.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44263
> Tabitha Stevens Performs First Ever Suicide Suspension Scene in Adult Psycho Thriller “Sanatorium” – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44262
> New Book: Schwarzenegger Caught on Tape with a Playboy Bunny – “There’s a rumor that Hef has video, for security purposes…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44261
> Lohan’s Clips4Sale Promo Already Paying Off; News of the World Reports Lindsay’s Syringe Love – Another picture had Lohan pulling up her dress, supposedly so she could be injected in her lower back. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44260
> FleshDrive Porn Promo Already Paying Off- Snooki’s in the Hospital for Alcohol Poisoning – Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44259
> Update: Porn versus pirates at the Content Protection Retreat – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44258
> David Beckham in Prostie Scandal; Sues Her for $8.2Mil – Beckham has branded the allegations “a series of malicious lies”. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44257
> More on Giovan[n]a Huidobro: The Blonde Anchor Around Jesse Jackson Jr.’s Political Neck – Colleagues and patrons described her to us as a petite, eye-catching Latin American blonde…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44256
> Rumors Continue to Swirl Between Cigar Bar Blonde and Jesse Jackson Jr. – Will the sudden emergence of a blonde bombshell derail Rep. Jackson’s political future with black women? Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44255
Sean’s Cigar Bar Babe Fuck Scale: 5
> Review – Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps – Read Gene’s review here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=44252