Christian writes on www.christiansingstheblues.com: I was originally booked for two scenes today [Saturday], both for Red Light District, the first directed by Mark Wood and Francesca Le, and the second directed by Maestro Claudio, that wacky Italian (he loves to throw the maestro out there, and every time he does it reminds me of Seinfeld…..I loved that episode).

Unfortunately, Mark and Francesca booked me for an anal movie with Kelly Divine. Now, I like Kelly, she is very pretty, friendly, and has a fantastic ass, but I have been booked with her twice previously and neither scene ever happened. January 28th she showed up on set with a still torn vagina that she failed to mention to anyone. Then again on February 14th, we were booked together for Naughty America, and she showed up on set with a nice staph infection on her butt. Not good times.

So I was thinking the third time is a charm……….and no it wasn’t. The night before Mark called me around 9pm to say that her agent called them around 5pm to say she torn her asshole on a set today and she was bleeding from her anus and thus couldn’t do an anal scene tomorrow.