Porn Valley- The Skeeter Kerkove collection agency has yet to hear from Johnny Thrust. But Skeeter is now counting Tom Byron on his revised dunning last.

Skeeter claims that Byron owes Skeeter’s ex wife Bridgette Kerkove $1,000. Bridgette appeared in a feature for Extreme Associates back in 1999 titled In the Days of Whore. Tom Zupko directed and Byron was the producer.

“How is Tom Byron doing since Frank Koretsky bought him out and saved his ass from being homeless?” Skeeter asks, digressing. “You know that he used to live with Rob Black. And you even wrote about his $120,000 Mercedes- the red one.”

“But you didn’t write that it was leased and that it would disappear 12 months later.” Skeeter’s laughing recalling the time Byron came over to his house with the car.

“He was at the end of his game when he was failing- the medication at that time wouldn’t work,” recalls Skeeter. In fact, Byron had announced his retirement.

“His meds weren’t working any more. He knew it. I knew it Everybody knew it. That’s fine.”

According to Skeeter, Byron pulled up “all cocky” this one time at Skeeter’s then-house in Alpine Village.

“He needed to know where he could park his $120,000 car. That’s what he said to us. And Bridgette looked at me because she was all excited to have him over. She thought it would be fun. Luciano [now working as Michael Steffano] also came over.

“Byron’s like where can I park my car? I go your car is leased. It took the wind out of his sails. I understand why you would lease a car because I have leased many myself including four Jaguars.”

“But this is what we liked about Luciano,” Skeeter continues. “He said oh my God, should I take off my shoes when I come in? That’s how clean the house was that Bridgette and I owned together . And Bridgette’s no, no, no. Come in. We do the carpets every other day. No big deal. So I left because we were letting them use the house for free for a sex scene because they were having financial problems. It was a spotless, flawless house. It was beautiful. Bridgette and I were very proud to own, not lease.”

“We made $200,000 profit owning it two years and six months,” reflects Skeeter. “We were very pleased with that profit.”

“Even though he was a roommate of Rob Black’s for many years, I’m glad to see Tom Byron’s now wearing a Rolex,” Skeeter notes. “Wearing a piece of jewelry is fucking gay. But Rob Black and Tom Byron still owe Bridgette money, and I demand they pay her back for In Days of Whore when they double-shot her. They owe her a grand. She did two different sex scenes in two different locations and got paid for one. It was all different guys and she was scammed. And they took advantage of her.”

“They owe it to her,” Skeeter continues. “If Tom Byron won’t pay it, then I demand that Frank Koretsky pay it back because he bought the library. He rescued Tom’s ass. I don’t want to hear any more about Tom Byron owning Evolution Erotica. Frank Koretsky owns it, pays the bills and that’s how Tom Byron got his house- with the Koretsky money. Not because Tom earned it.”

“I demand that they pay back my hooker-whore ex wife to her directly. And knowing her, she’s such a beautiful princess even though she lies a lot, she really will spend all the money on our children. She won’t buy any designer stuff. She will spend it on our children. Even though she’s delusional and calls me up saying I need you to buy me a house in California and all that crap. Which I ain’t gonna do. I already offered her a house in Arizona.”

Skeeter says the condition attached to the purchase is that Bridgette become a deputy.

“I want her to be in law enforcement because that will help her stay focused and she could use a lot of focus. She’s going to college and is in her second year.”

“But Tom Byron and Rob Black owe her money and they need to pay her. I want Tom Byron to pay her back, not Rob Black. Rob Black’s so poor he’s secretly directing for an Internet company.”

Skeeter then makes this offer.

“If Tom Byron will pay her back, for every hundred he pays her back, I will give that money to Ron Sullivan. Within 24 hours. It’s not about the money. It’s about doing the right thing.”