God Bless your blackened soul! Bridgette and I are still together, we had some problems, they have since been resolved.

Bridgette and I have been together for over a decade. Anybody who knows me
fairly well, knows Bridgette and our children mean everything to me! Although I produce and direct for 5 different companies, my number
priority is Bridgette Kerkove and our children. Bridgette is my soulmate, she is my whole life. Bridgette fulfills every fantasy I have ever had. I am 100% satisfied and fulfilled with Bridgette, the grass is not any greener.

Now on the “Mayhem” rumors, Tina Tyler is [very, very good friends] with
Jason, that is probably where the bunk rumor began. I am in constant
contact with “David Coffee Sturman and Mark Snyder”, the 2 bosses of Sin
City/Mayhem. Mark Snyder and I had lunch at Abes deli on Thursday, we were discussing future Mayhem projects.

I have never been fired from Mayhem, nor have I been banned from Sin City’s office. Two people do not like me at Sin City, they are Scott Justice [who loves buying Fancy new tennis shoes], which is how he got his nick name ‘fancy tootsies’ and Tina Tyler, she does not like me, because I creep her out and said to her: I do not trust you, you are a spy!

Scott Justice could careless about me. All of the other Sin City/Mayhem employees I get along just fine with. Mark Snyder and I also discussed about Marketing the new “David Sturman Coffee”. We want the new coffee brand to be as big as Starbucks, maybe even bigger. David, Mark and I believe, everybody should enjoy a nice cup of David Sturman Coffee.

So remember, love is in the air, life is grand and everybody loves everybody! Bridgette Kerkove baby, I love you! Thank you for over a decade of love, romance, friendship, family and lots of decadence!
Thank you to everybody who has given me money or a cup of coffee while I am panhandling at 7-11 at Topanga Cyn. and Lassen. Proudly serving God, country and pornography with a love and care, you do not find too often. Skeeter Kerkove “King of Sodom” and as smart as a box of rocks!