Porn Valley- I spoke to Skeeter Kerkove upon his return from a recent cruise where he rubbed elbows with “rich cigar smoking people.”

Skeeter traveled to Barbados, St. Kit’s, St. John’s, St. Bart’s and Antigua.

“It was pretty decadent,” Skeeter says, particularly when he was mistaken for a drug lord. Since they both wear blue bandannas and sport tattoos, mistaken identity was possible. But the fact that the other guy was 5’5” and at least 40 pounds lighter makes the whole incident seem pretty ridiculous.

“There’s a white outlaw in St. Bart’s who’s hooked up with the Crips,” Skeeter explains.

“He’s ruthless and goes around shooting people.”

And there was some mistaken identity drama at the port. As a result, Skeeter was detained on his way back from a tour and was handcuffed and questioned before he could get back on board the Emerald Princess.

“It took about an hour to sort it out,” he says.

“I was handcuffed and taken into a room. They thought I was this guy. They really thought I was him even though this guy is 5’5” and wiry. He wears solid blue bandanas. He has a bunch of tattoos. When he came down there from Los Angeles he got really rocking and rolling in the drug cartel. Man, there’s a lot of ridiculous crime in the islands.”

“Anyway, they took my camera and I got it back with all the pictures deleted. I was stressed out for the first 30 minutes but I saw this was all going to get worked out. They even had a person come in and measure me.”

Skeeter, who’s been wearing a bandanna since the age of 14, believes had he not been wearing one to begin with, there wouldn’t have been an incident.

“They really thought they got the prize.”