Just for the record, Kevin Rubio called me this morning to say that it wasn't his birthday and that he'll be 42 on September 21, not 48.
Porn Valley- In the most benevolent mood I've seen him in ages, Skeeter Kerkove called yesterday to wish Kevin Rubio, aka the Count of Monte Ducati, a happy 48th birthday.
Skeeter, however wasn't sure which day Rubio's natals were, but that didn't stop him from being quite festive. While I was in the middle of the phone conversation with Skeeter, Max Hardcore dropped by Skeeter's, and Skeeter completely forgot he was still talking to me. I hang up while Max and Skeeter are just going on and on. Skeeter calls back later, leaves a message and apologizes, noting that he and Max had Rachel Love in the kitchen.
"Can you foresee the outcome?" asks Skeeter. Our earlier phone chat went something like this with Skeeter doing a rendition of I Feel Good. He then switched melodies to an old familiar tune.
"Happy Birthday to Count Ducati...," sings Skeeter. "And you have a bad hair dye..."
"Last year AVN gave Kevin Ducati two nominations," he continues. "I guess it was because of the paid advertising that he did. But it's strap-on chicks where guys get fucked by girls, right? Do you realize you can nominate any line for that and there wouldn't be that many nominations? He did a couple of those movies and they gave him a nomination for it. And that's good. Of course he didn't win but he paid a lot of advertising before.
"Now there's these masturbation scenes which he gets for free," Skeeter continues. "The series is called Girls Alone or something like that. He does not pay the girls for the separate solo and you can quote me on that. He shoots these for another movie and puts these scenes which never make it in that movie on a separate edit. And then he makes a separate DVD out of that.
"That means he gets an entire movie for free in production costs," Skeeter contends. "Now when you turn that over to North Star would you tell them you got this entire movie for nothing? And sell it for complete price and get an AVN nomination for best individual specialty-thing."
"At the Copa...Copacabana...thirty years ago Ducati used to run a show at the Copa..." Skeeter continues to sing.
Back to the conversation at hand, Skeeter goes on to say he had his own instance of what he's talking about when the Baron Ducati told him to film Hillary Scott in pigtails.
"I told him I don't want to film her in pigtails. He said, 'I know you don't but you got to get over that- I'm paying the paycheck. You have to film her in pigtails. This is my scam, Skeeter.' This is what he said to me."
"He said, 'I film a girl with pigtails and a guy or a girl.'
"And then he puts it in Pigtail Cuties," Skeeter adds. "Ducati said, 'I get them wearing a strap-on with pigtails. Then I re-use the scene as a brand new scene in Pigtail Cuties.'
"I told Kevin I don't want to get a bad review out of this and this is what he told me when he laughed at me: 'Are you kidding? I've had Nikki Hunter fuck me in my ass.'
"So I put her in Pigtail Cuties," said Skeeter. "I marketed her as a teen. I think that was dishonest. I am a liar and a badman for doing that. Nikki Hunter is not a teen. Please, as a friend, I beg you not to believe that she is a teen. She's in a couple of Ducati movies. So Kevin Ducati got me when I was at a low point in my life and took advantage of me as he kept re-circulating these terrible scenes. He made me film Hillary Scott and Leah Luv wearing pigtails and I hate filming that shit. I don't like the young girl look.
"I like glamour," Skeeter continues. "Are they 18 and take it in the ass? Hell, I'll make them look 30 as they take a big black dick in their butt."
Skeeter then mentions T-girl Vickie Richter.
"She was having sex with Kevin Ducati," he points out. "She was being terrorized by e-mails and phone call conversations. There's records of a lot of phone conversations of Kevin Ducati stalking Vickie Richter the past five years. The first time he stalked her- literally- was in front of AIM. He explained how he works for free because he loves the T-girls. He don't need money, he told her. He's filthy rich- when are you going to come live with me in my Malibu home, he asked her.
"What good is all this money and power I have if I have nobody to share it with? That's what he also told her. She was so weirded out by his last phone call that she knew something creepy was going on. That call was in April. She knew something was terribly amiss by the way the questions were asked."
Skeeter was about to continue when Max showed up.
"You smell good, you look good," Skeeter is heard to tell Max. Max is saying something about when he drops his girls off at the airport, people all know him.
"Everybody just stops- It's Max and Layla," Max is telling him.
"She's got the most perfect tits," Skeeter's saying.
"And she's got stage presence, too," agrees Max.
