SkinTight Pictures is proud to present Milf Money, the new docu-porn series so brutally honest and strokable it will change the way you jerk off forever. Unlike the current shit-pile of milf movies on the market, SkinTight’s Milf Money features real moms in real situations. No set ups. No fakes. No wrinkled decrepit hags.
“This project is very special to me,” says Grip Johnson. “Nothing makes me cum harder than watching a hot mom take a load of jizz up her shit-pussy. I guess it reminds me of home.”
SkinTight’s Milf Money features moms from all walks of life using their god given gifts of ass, cunt, and mouth to earn money to support their ill-planned children. “For all these years I thought having my kid was a big mistake,” points out blonde sexpot Emma, a business traffic manager who delivers her first porn scene ever in Milf Money. “But, now, that I have this bundle of cash from SkinTight it was all worth it.”
“Milf Money will make having kids cool again,” states Cram Johnson. “It will offset the popular abortion trend started in the 80’s after that whole Roe vs. Wade fiasco. Now, the next time some slut shits out a kid, instead of tossing it in a dumpster or using it as firewood, she can come to us and make a little Milf Money.”
“It’s not that we’re pro-life,” points out Grip, “We just believe that mothers are much easier to exploit than normal whores. Like their dignity, their boyfriends are long gone. Someone’s got to buy little Timmy diapers. That’s where we come in.”
“We’re like the welfare office,” adds Cram. “But, without the dangerous minorities.”
Tara, a mother of two, agrees. “When I realized I might actually have to work, I was mortified. I didn’t know you could make money for being stupid. Thank God for SkinTight!”
If you’re a hot mom who has grown tired of waiting around by the mailbox for child support checks that will never come, or live with an unnatural fear of internal cum shots, and would like to make some Milf Money, email Grip & Cram Johnson at [email protected]. All applicants will be thoroughly checked for authenticity of motherhood (i.e. birth certificates, PTA memberships, baking skills etc.). Dead babies do not count.