Porn Valley- When he's not making friends and influencing people, Wankus is found hosting his KSEX show Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday nights making friends and influencing people. Wankus in his show's opening salvo Wednesday night took a couple of choice shots at Jeff Mike and JM Productions. But not before he had a comment or two to make about one of KSEX's own porn jocks, Harry Weiss.
Weiss along with Daphne Rosen debuts a show Thuesday night at 9pm called Two Live Jew. Wankus was playing the show's theme jingle for co-host Michelle Lay. Lay opened up by saying that Weiss reminded her of a whiny, big fat guy.
"All Jews are whiny," said Wankus. Lay said she didn't know Weiss was Jewish and Wankus replied, "Harry is a whiny, pain in the ass Jew who does a good job. I think the two of them will be great together because they're both very funny and both very fired up about it. I think we'll see a good show there.'
On the JM front, Wankus went on to note that there was a Janine interview on www.xxxporntalk.com and commented accordingly.
"I hate that site," said Wankus. "So I really don't like giving them any props, but I have to because I'm going to read the interview. They suck- they're run by JM- a bunch of assholes. Smelly Monkey by the way is Jeff Mike, so I hear. In case no one's ever announced it, Smelly Monkey is Jeff Mike. It's fact. We know for a fact. He talks shit about everyone in the industry under that stupid little alias."
Wankus went on by saying he'll state his opinions publicly on KSEX not hide behind a pseudonym and then went on an expletive-laced tirade stating that JM's product basically sucks and that it gives the industry a shitty name by way of The Donkey Punch. Otherwise, Wankus was saying the Janine interview was great.
"She's very candid- more so than I was just there," said Wankus. "They asked some basic questions." Wankus then mentioned a question that brought up Jenna Jameson and the Scientology issue. Janine was asked to comment and Wankus was surprised that Jameson was into Scientology as much as 99% of the industry might be.
"She's going to be weird like Tom Cruise, now," Lay suggested. Janine is quoted as saying that Jameson had become very preachy on the subject and that her husband Jay doesn't support her affiliation. In the interview Janine is also questioned about Sandra Bullock her married Janine's ex, Jesse James. In a hypothetical situation, Janine is told she'd be the prime suspect if Bullock's house burned down. She replied that she could do a lot more damage with a really sharp knife.
"Bitter, party of tattoo," Wankus laughed. Janine's also asked to comment on the present quality of girls in the industry, and she takes a shot presumably at Gen Padova.
"This is a real sore spot for me," Janine is quoted as saying. "It might sound goofy but there DID seem to be a hint of glamour in the biz when I first started. Now a lot of girls are barely of age and not very sexy. A few years ago I saw this one girl who looked like a pterodactyl and I just wanted to scream in horror. I can't remember her name... Gen somethingoranother." Wankus assumed that was Gen Padova Janine was referring to and that he liked Gen.
"Is she the one that stole the shaving cream from Jurassic Park?" he wondered. Wankus also thought that Janine was hot but tainted herself when she sleeved herself with ink.
"I heard she sleeved herself because she wanted to become ugly so that no one would hire her," said Wankus. "She was disgusted by what she did for a living." Lay said she likes it when girls in the industry say they're going to quit then come back and do ten times more than what they did before. Janine in her interview said insecurity is why she got the tats in the first place. Janine is then asked if she would ever consider doing a Donkey Punch Movie. Her alleged replay is, "Does it pay more than f'ing the coloreds?"
Lay couldn't believe that Janine would say something like that and assumed someone made up the interview.
"If this is printed as a public interview, they will get sued- and it's by a company not some random idiot on a message board," Wankus observed. "They will get sued through the nose if they made it up. They would have to post a disclaimer. That's a slanderous comment if she didn't say that. That's fuckin' horrible. But I think it's kind of beautiful."
Aside from Janine's astounding comment, Wankus noted that several girls had allegedly gone to the hospital from the Donkey Punches and that JM was pressured to take the line off the market.
