Porn Valley- Is there an insane asylum with Tabitha Stevens’ name on it? Stevens was on Howard Stern today talking about her latest cosmetic procedure which involved having her rectum bleached. Meanwhile, Stern was asking Stevens if she’s fucked Judd Nelson. Stevens also talked about Andy Dick wanting to fuck her with a buddy.
Stevens hasn’t done a porn movie in 3 1/2 years, according to her, but she’s planning one. “The fans want me to go back and do another one,” she said. “Actually they want me to do a whole bunch of them. I’ve decided to do one more.” Stern asked how she hears from the fans. Stevens said via e-mail. Stern wanted to know how many e-mails she gets from people saying that want her in another porn film.
“Constantly,” said Stevens who’s “doing it all” in her next movie. Noting that Stevens loves plastic surgery, Stern asked her to offer a re-cap. Stevens has had six boob jobs. Stern asked why that many. “Were they botched?” On her last one, said Stevens, the implants separated from the muscle. “I went in and had it fixed- that’s it.” Besides that, she would go from silicone to saline, said Stevens. She now has silicone implants. “Because I’m so tiny.” Stern took that to mean that she doesn’t have a lot of breast tissue.
Stevens has had three nose jobs. “I have a nose implant.” Stevens said the reason for that is because her nose scoops. Stevens said the doctor did a good job but screwed up her cheek implants. “Facial cheeks,” Stevens explained. Stern asked how they get into your face. “They do it through your eyes,” Stevens explained. “There are two ways you can do it. You can do it through your mouth or they can pull your skin down under your eyes…” Stern wondered if Stevens had any completely before photos, before she engaged in all this insanity. Stevens said yes, noting that she’s a real blond. “I went ultra dark.”
Among her surgeries, Stevens also counts an under the nose implant. “I have the big mouth and when I would smile, you’d see a lot of gum.” Stern didn’t see any gum and Stevens said that’s because the implant pushes it down. Asked if that hurt, Stevens said not now but for awhile it did. “The hardest was the cheek implants because when you’d laugh, you couldn’t. You had to hold your whole face because it felt like they were just going to burst. And then I have a chin implant to balance it all out.”
Besides that, said Stevens, she had fat sucked out from the sides of her legs and re-inserted in her face. “I would look gaunt because of the cheek implant. My body absorbed it in a year and it’s supposed to last years.” Asked if she had fat injected regularly, Stevens talked about a new product which is needle-injected into your face in little balls. Stevens admitted she’s spent over $250,000 in plastic surgeries. “Easily.” Stern said Stevens had a good body so he didn’t imagine her needing lipo. But Stevens said she wants it and wants it on her waist. Noting that Stevens had no fat there, Stern asked her why do it. Stevens said she thought she was fat and Stern told her she was nuts.
With all of the above, Stevens has had Botox injections in her lips. It was noted that most of the work has been done to her face. Stern wondered where the hell she got the idea to bleach the inside of her butt. Stevens explained that for her very last movie she wanted everything to be perfect. “I found out about this cream that you put on your butt. Usually you do it at night because if you do it during the day it’s going to get all over your clothing. So you just sleep with it.”
Stevens said it takes several weeks for the procedure. But then she stopped and had to start doing it over. Besides that, said Stevens, the procedure also involves getting your ass hairs waxed. “That hurt more than anything.” Stevens said it was a pretty popular procedure, that strippers have it done. Stern heard a rumor that Lara Flynn Boyle has it done as well. Stevens didn’t know if that was true but heard the same story.
Stern said for him it’s a turn on because it indicates that a chick really cares enough about herself to the extent of going back in her ass. “To go through that kind of aggravation for the inside of your butt… but, on the other hand it scares me- the chick is fucking crazy.” Stevens admitted that it’s psycho. Stern wanted to see her ass, and Stevens asked if he had rubber gloves. “I can show you how to apply it – it’s bleach.”
A caller in mused if that’s the same procedure that Michael Jackson had done to his face. Stevens said it was the same kind of bleach. Asked how often she applies the bleach, Stevens said she thought it’s been constipating her. Another caller-in, Zolar, said he met Stevens at AEE. “You have the body of McCauley Culkin and the face of Bababooey. You’re like Frankenbitch. She’s like a freakazoid.”
Stevens also brought in some photos of girls in porn mags as argument why women should get their butts bleached. “If you’re going to have those pictures taken, why not,” Stern agreed. As Stevens bent over to show off her butt, Stern wanted to know more about Andy Dick. “He wanted to go to bed with you.” Stevens said it was Dick along with another guy. Stevens started to explain that she was having dinner with Judd Nelson and Stern wanted to know why she was having dinner with Nelson.
“He’s my friend,” said Stevens, claiming she didn’t go to bed with Nelson but she left open the possibilities of there being a blowjob. Stern was curious of Nelson were a bleacher as well. Stevens said she hasn’t seen Nelson’s ass to answer the question. According to Stevens, she and Nelson met through a friend of hers. “Judd and I have known each other for quite a few years. I’m friends with a lot of people.” Stevens explained that she and Nelson tend to talk about “theatre stuff”. Stevens said they talk about musicals. “He had me watch Chicago with him. We do stuff like that.” Stevens said she also has coffee with Mickey Rourke. “He’s a friend of mine. They’re just my friends.”
Getting back to the Andy Dick line of questioning, Stevens said Dick asked if she thought his friend was hot. “They had just made out and I’m watching this.” Stevens said she thought he was cute. “And in a few seconds later they make out again. Then he says to me, would you like to sleep with him? I said, well, I really don’t know him and I don’t like to go home with people. He said, well, would you like to go home with us because he’s kind of shy.” Stevens told Dick he’s joking. “He said, no.” Stern imagined that this was Stevens’ kind of scene. “Not really,” she replied. “I’m quiet. Nobody believes me. I’m a really mellow kind of chick that just likes to put bleach on her butt.”
Stern then examined Stevens’ ass and came to the conclusion that the bleach wasn’t working. “It hasn’t worked at all.” But upon further look, Stern concluded that it was a shadow he was seeing, before. “Good for you.”
Stevens explained her new porn movie. “I’m a shaman. I become the shaman of sex. I go through all these different journeys and I go on a Vision Quest.” In the movie, Stevens lives in a cave for four days without eating. Stevens said she’s going through the whole thing in real life. “Because I want to be into total character.” Stevens explained that she was serious about doing that. Stern thought everyone would be laughing at her. “You’re going to be starving in a cave.” Gary Dell’Abate said there’s already way too much plot for a porn movie. For his part, Stern said he’d rather Stevens have strength for some good sex scenes.
Stevens asked Stern if he’s ever seen Hotel Erotica on HBO, noting that her partner is the person who created that series. Stern said he hadn’t seen it. “That’s how we’re going to make it- like a real beautiful movie on 35 mm,” said Stevens.
Stern thought the whole idea was ridiculous and a waste of time. But Stevens figured the whole trip would be insane, sexually, and would help her mellow out given that this year for her has been chaos.