Porn Valley- Everybody’s celebrating a birthday- Syren, Scott Fayner and Keith O’Connor at Defiance Films. O’Connor, who’s treating himself to a view of The DaVinci Code for his natals, still can’t believe that he celebrates on the same day as Fayner. Which brings us to the next point. Fayner posted a couple of stories on www.lukeford.com in recent days about Cytherea and Tory Lane.

Fayner writes the following: “Cytherea and her husband Brian are doing well, they look good and they look happy! Despite other reports Cy looks amazing and she has a level head about her, ie: she’s all business these days.

Recently Cytherea and Brian ended their distribution deal for their own line of titles…. and will be meeting today to sign a new distribution agreement with a new company to distribute their titles.”

Defiance apparently received word from Brian’s partner Gary that no such deal is going to take place. Brian had been in touch with Defiance to talk numbers, but Gary supposedly stepped in to say that no way that’s going to happen. According to the buzz, Gary, after seeing that posting of Fayner’s and hearing that brian was in to see the company, contacted Defiance and said that he owns Cytherea until the year 2010, that she can’t move without him.

“I’ve paid her in advance all the way to 2010,” Gary was supposed to have said. “They can’t make a step without me. I own her name. I own her production company. I own the web site [run by New Sensations] and the rights to her movies, past, present and future.” Gary has threatened to sue. On the flip side of the coin, Brian is supposed to have made overtures claiming that he and Cytherea are free to do what they want to do. Word also has it that Brian was going to have a face-to-facer with Gary to settle the issue.

“People want to see Cytherea,” said O’Connor. “Look at her first anal movie- it did really, really well. If she does a good production I don’t see why it wouldn’t do well.”

Regarding the Lane story, Fayner asks Lane the following:

Fayner: I recently heard about you attacking some police officers down in Miami and getting your ass whipped.

Lane Get you fucking facts straight, will you? First off, it wasn’t Miami. We were in Ft. Lauderdale.

Fayner I’m sorry to hear that.

Lane Yeah, right? Anyway, we were bowling and we got into a bad accident.

Fayner You were rolling?

Lane Bowling!

Fayner Rolling?

Lane Bowling!!!! I don’t do ecstacy! I don’t do any drugs!

Fayner This story keeps getting worse and worse.

Lane: Will you just shut the fuck up and listen? So we get in this bad accident and the cops come and I got a little pissed off and do some yelling. That’s it. And from this you get I attacked some cops in Miami?

The rest of the story is the fact that when Lane got out of control, the cops allegedly maced her.