Published July 17, 2016

The Fortune Cookie Wisdom of Bill Margold, Wednesday Edition

William Margold ‏@WilliamMargold tweets: I'm surprised that UAWA isn't specializing in checking for "foot in mouth" disease, because it has a person that is terminal. Back story: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=59700

William Margold ‏@WilliamMargold tweets:

I'm surprised that UAWA isn't specializing in checking for "foot in mouth" disease, because it has a person that is terminal.

Back story: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=59700

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