Mix a little absinthe in your Turkish coffee, light up an Auchincloss cigarette, and, presto, The Grand Vizier is opening up like he never did before.

You’ll read the story Friday night at www.adultcybermart.com as The Vizier introduces you to AVN’s new owners, speculates on the sale of Wicked Pictures, talks about Lupe Fuentes’ incarceration in Spain and the lie being told about Tube sites. All this and more.