from www.anorak.co.uk- OLD Mr Anorak appreciates a good porn parody as much as the next adolescent-at-heart, and he cheers to the news that equal opportunities pornologist Ron Jeremy appears in TM Sleaze, a tribute to the TMZ celebrity gossip television show.

Problem is that TMZ already does porn, and it does it better than Ron Jeremy, and more daring.

“We parody the show pretty faithfully. We have a bullpen where the staff discusses the latest celebrity mishap, and then we cut to the mishap, which is the sex scene,” Scott Stein, director of marketing for Third Degree, told AVN. “So it’s a lot like the show but more graphic and with better sex.”

So who is being parodied in the parody of the parody?

Third Degree is keeping the names of the celebrities impersonated under wraps for the moment, company president Joey Wilson is pleased with the impersonations. “We’ve gone to great lengths to ensure that the celebrity impersonators will bear – and bare – an uncanny likeness to the person that they are portraying,” Wilson said.

Look out for the aforesaid Jeremy as Susan Boyle – his is a “non-sex role” – and all manner of porn starlets pretending to shag like genuine stars in those straight-to-tissues home movies that made them famous…