Porn Valley- For reasons not readily apparent, K.C. Armstrong’s Sundays work out better than his Saturdays.

Hence, Armstrong has yet to be in front of the camera with PrimeTimeUncensored’s, www.primetimeuncensored.com revised shooting schedule. Which is okay because the comedic value’s coming from places least expected.

Introduced by Wankus to the PTU audience earlier this year, Py Kim Conant, an animated Oriental woman with Samurai energy, wrote a book titled Sex Secrets of The American Geisha.

But Conant isn’t your ordinary author. And certainly not your ordinary interviewer which was proved when Wankus played an interview which Py, in her broken English, did with Rob Spallone, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=23596 , the two of them confronting one another like a couple of pituitary cases.

Conant, who’s now got her own show on PrimeTime, proved she can hang in there with the best of ’em when she brought on attorney Michael Fattorosi as a guest. By show’s end, Fattorosi couldn’t make out what he had just been through and told Conant she’s definitely got to go on Oprah to promote her book.

“Oprah would love you,” he laughs.

Except Py said she’d prefer to be on Howard Stern, and Fattorosi thought that could be arranged. Py told Fattorosi at the outset that she wanted to grill him about his being with a porn star [Vanessa Blue, www.vanessablue.com] and would he mind. Only it was more like a Dean Martin roast. And Fattorosi still didn’t mind.

“You’re a jerk!” Py kept telling Fattorosi, taking humorous swipes at his profession but later saying this was all in good fun.

Conant’s also calling Spallone a jerk because he had called her a racist during their exchange. Fattorosi’s suggesting at one point in their interview that would-be lawyers who’ve flunked the bar three times might want to consider another profession. Conant comes down on him for dispensing this negative advice because she herself had to take the basic teacher’s exam 15 times before she passed.

Py also mentions how she’s just bought a convertible BMW but with the top down it’s pretty hard to give her husband surreptitious blowjobs. Nevertheless Conant says her dream car is sexy and hot. Subscribing to the you are what you drive dictum, Conant comes to the conclusion that she’s hot as well. Py went on to give a number of riotous reasons, though, why she couldn’t become a porn star.

“I don’t like to eat that white stuff,” Conant says, making a sour face.

She’s under the impression, from past experience, that you can get a fever from eating sperm. Py also recalled how she swallowed sperm her one and only time 20 years ago.

“I had a stomach ache for a whole week.” Conant admits that she avoids the topic of swallowing in her book.

Mentioning another reason that would exclude her from being on camera, Conant says she couldn’t deal with a scene that would require her taking it in the ass, vagina and mouth simultaneously.

“Too much! I can’t do it,” she adds. Other reasons that would eliminate Conant from the MILF category are the fact that, according to her, she suffers constipation and a fear of having diarrhea during an anal scene. Fattorosi explained how there are certain precautions she could be educated to.

“Women are afraid of having anal sex,” Py concludes, describing a time when a guy backed her into a wall in a college classroom and fucked her ass. Py’s suggestion is that couples spread newspaper on the floor before having anal intercourse. Fattorosi’s thinking she’s off her rocker.

Noting that he’s got porn stars for clients, Conant wondered what kind of cases Fattorosi reps them in. He said anything from DUI’s to drugs to contract disputes and trademarking.

She also asks Fattorosi what’s the most exciting thing about dating a porn star. According to Fattorosi, the fact that at least ten guys in a restaurant know who she is. Py imagined that the most embarrassing moment might come if a guy wants to see his girlfriend’s ass. But Fattorosi says from his experience, any way, that guys tend to be respectful.

“When I’m around,” he adds. “Guys might be more aggressive when I’m not around.”

Fattorosi mentions that Blue has a good radar for picking guys out of an autograph line who might be squirrelly.

Impersonating a guy having a spastic attack, Py thought there might be more of them than not. To which Fattorosi described how Blue will position herself during a photo op to pre-empt wandering hands. Py also made a couple of observations about guys who tend to grab their nuts, and Fattorosi told her you have to understand what it’s like to own balls and how it’s necessary to adjust them from time to time- same as women with huge breasts. Py thought women only did that to brag.

Py also wondered how Fattorosi dealt with the fact that Blue was a performer. According to Fattorosi, they’ve been together a year and a half and that Blue had already stopped doing scenes by then. He concedes that he might feel differently were she performing on an active basis.

Interestingly, Fattorosi admits that he’s never seen one of Blue’s movies.

“You don’t care about her past?” Py wondered, pressing the issue.

“I never saw her in a scene,” Fattorosi replies quietly. A couple of wry comments later and Py was prompted, again, to call Fattorosi a jerk.

“You just want to collect the money! You don’t care about the scenes! You’re a jerk!$@&*%!”

You’d have also expected Conant to yell out, “You go, NOW!” But she didn’t.

Py’s other suggestion was that Blue probably fell in love with Fattorosi for his money and his Porsche.

“I just came through a divorce,” he replied. “I’m not rich at all.”

“Why? Did you give all the money to her? [Fattorosi’s ex-wife],” Conant asks.

“I’m just a nice guy,” he answers.

“You are dumb!” Conant exclaims, preaching to the choir about such things as pre-nuptial agreements. To which Fattorosi’s basically saying there was nothing to pre-nup.

“She thought I was hiding money,” he adds. “I wasn’t trying to hide money.”

“She’s a bitch!” Conant insists of Fattorosi’s ex, suggesting that he should have driven to the divorce proceedings in a ’71 Volkswagen. Conant also feels that it’s pretty trendy now for a white man to be dating a black woman. For her part, Py once dated a “huge” black man who forgot to tell her he was married.

Making another disdainful grimace, Py said were she a man, she doubts if she could put her dick in a porn star asshole that had seen action five hours earlier.

“And I would want my cock to be the only cock inside that vagina,” she adds.