Happily to say, I’ve had my hand up a woman’s ass on many an occasion. But Christian pens an essay www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=59015 in which he states, “The picture Gene & Rob harp on shows him [John Stagliano] grabbing her [Katie Summers] ass, where is that sexual?”

[Actually I think he’s probing, not grabbing.]

Boy, was I fooled when a hooker charged me by the hour for the privilege of doing the same thing Christian claims isn’t sexual.

In fact, I’m willing to test his theory by going on mass transit and doing what they do in Japanese porno- four-finger a woman in that manner. The Japanese call these groping videos, but Christian says it’s non-sexual, so I’m really at a loss. I always thought groping was the same as invited/uninvited sexual contact, but what do I know.

In fact, if I get arrested for sticking my hands up a woman’s ass as in that picture, I know what my defense will be when the courts want to brand me a sex offender.

Your, honor, it wasn’t sexual. Christian XXX said so…here’s the link…