Porn Valley- There's a thread running on www.xxxporntalk.com where readers are sending in their top ten lists of porn stars they can't stand. The following is a selection of comments being made on that thread and if you put your head real close to your computer screen, you can actually feel the love.
da game writes:1 Jenna Jameson. Fuck you and your fucking cult of "Buds". Stop acting like you're above porn because although you don't take dick you still eat of the pussy to pay the bills.
2. Tera Patrick. Once upon a time the most exotic and natural woman in the biz and now a pathetic Jenna wannabe. Fuck you, fuck your precious Vivid necklace and fuck that white trash piece of shit you call a boyfriend that made/suggested the changes.
3. Wesley Pipes. Shut the fuck up because there's not one person that wants to hear your mouth when you're fucking.
4. Jasmin St Clair. Fuck you, fuck your annoying whining and fuck you for making the Blue Meanie lose weight.
5. Janine. Did we try to leave porn and try to make it in the world with no skills so now you'll fuck a mule and shove the title "First time Janine has fucked(insert newest accomplishment)on film" down our throats. Fuck you ice queen!
Willie D writes: Seems like most of the names are truly annoying. However, I would personally like to disagree with anyone who thinks that Nina Hartley's ass and legs shouldn't be preserved and placed on display at the SFMOMA.
I like to throw under the bus...
1. TT Boy. In life there are black people, and there are n******. There are Jews, and there are k****. Heck there are Irish and there are micks. TT Boy makes more of a case for the word Spic than anyone I can think of. He has an obvious Napoleon complex. He speaks incoherently. He roughs up the whores when they aren't ready. He's so paranoid he finished up a scene by harranguing the CAVR guy after he'd roughed up some girl who was left to chuckle nervously for fear of being beaten. His crappy production company indirectly caused the last HIV scandal. Even Erik Estrada learned Spanish when Dos Mujeres, Un Camino came along on Univision. TT, there are Hispanics and there are puertoriqueños, but you're a SPIC!
2. Tricia Deveraux. I'm less fervent in this one, because Tricia was very strokeworthy, and probably honest in her thoughts. But I don't know who appointed her to the porn cognoscenti. Tricia, you need to remember that porn is inherently dirty and somewhat taboo in the mainstream world. To try and wax eloquent on it at that website is intellectually dishonest. Poeple in porn often make a life decision: their decision stays with them for life. You contracted a lifechanging disease. I'm sorry that happened, but I suspect those risks are a lot less in banking, swimming pool design or pro football (Ron Mexico excluded). And how you can come out and swimmingly praise Jenna Jameson for setting up a trust fund for the performers who were "out of work" during the Lara episode, while at the same time you forgot about Lara's situation is utterly deplorable. That is the single most duplicitous thing to ever happen in porn, and until evidence arises to the contrary, you are one annoying woman. Please be healthy, but get a damn handle on reality.
gen padova writes: Steven French natural body odor smells bitter and a few times his breathe and cum smells like horse poo. Not only that but always manage to get his bodily hairs stuck in the back of my throat. He's like one of those guys, the more horny he gets he sheds. LOL
Dwayne Cumminz always had really bad breath. Very clean guy everywhere else but his breath you can smell from way above when doing BJ scenes and it was so bad at times I'd have to do the scene holdig my breath. UGH!
Valentino he chews on licorice root so much that his cum tastes like that but a very bitter version and it just really grosses me out. But it also seeps out of his pores. Licorice root is really good for you but its not the most attractive smelling thing when its coming out of your pores and gives you bad breath.
Kahn Tusion LOL love the guy to death but his breath smells like cigars. Very expensive cigars, excuse me LOL but still icky for a non-smoker. Well there's a few for ya.
Al Snow w/head writes: Sharon Mitchell - When did this bitch become the smartest woman in porn? I have to hear her wax poetic about the "Golden Years of Porn" when you didn't have to be hot, just a cheap slut willing to blow a doberman. Now she's a doctor??? Doctor of what, snorting Columbia and living to tell about it? And she says who's clean and who isn't? Ha! Boy, EVERYONE must of been pretty fucked up in the 70's if she was a porn star.
Marc Wallice - STFU already. You got the AIDS, probably from some tranny you blew for a hit of black magic, then passed it around and tried to hide it with the don't ask don't tell shit. You MIGHT get back in my good graces if you stick that hosebeast Sharon Mitchell with one of your dirty needles, but otherwise, fucking die already.
Nina Hartley - What's this educational shit? Retire or take an SUV up that huge ass of yours, then take a dump while Jules Jordan films it. It's your choice, honey.
Ed Powers - I'd let Ron Jeremy fuck me with Marc Wallice's dick before I ever watched one of your scenes again. You make the average ADT geek look like that pretty boy Julian.
Dave Cummings - Okay, you are a cool guy. An American hero, even. Glad to see you standing up to the Assberto Cockzales minions. Just do me a favor......COULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR OLD BALD HEAD OUT OF THE FRAME IN THE SCREW MY WIFE SERIES, PLEASE!!!??? I'M JACKING OFF, NOT LISTENING TO A COMEDY ROUTINE, EITHER JUMP IN AND START SCREWING THE CHICK OR STOP TELLING BAD PUNS AND LEAVE!!!!
Jasmin St Claire - Here's a clue honey. If you have to screw 300 guys to get attention in porn, YOU ARE UGLY AND HAVE ZERO WORTH. Jesus, could you even TRY to mask your contempt for the disgusting, obviously blind slobs who call themselves your fans???? "UGH DON'T COME NEAR MY PUSSY!!!!..BLAH DON'T TOUCH MY ASS!!!...BLEAHHH DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!..".......SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR GANGBANG LIKE THE TRASH YOU ARE!!!!
Savannah - I was like, 10 when you did porn, but you were still a bitch. Good bye.
porninsider writes: I'd just like to add to the jj [jenna jameson] thing...thanks to you jenna main porn to another step backwards with your recent snub of an NBC show(Las Vegas). If you weren't going to show up you could have at least gave them ample warning instead of no calling and no showing. After all of your accomplishments you looked no better than the average porn girl who is unprofessional and usually cracked out. Thanks for making us all look bad in the eyes of mainstream Hollywood. Yes I know, some of us don't give a shit what they think, but some of us do. We've come a long way in being excepted and you just screwed up years of hard work...
sexdj writes: I've have met a number of porn ladies on our morning radio show. The only one I ever met who was a complete and total asshole was Jenna. We were told what we could ask, what we couldn't ask. Where she would and wouldn't sit in the studio. No pics for the staff, she was a total bitch. So on a list of ten, it's easily Jenna x 10!
