Porn Valley- Tory Lane, www.torylane.com was a guest on The Wanker Show Wednesday night. Lane is also scheduled to appear in Taylor Rain’s Spunk in the Trunk www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11285which Rain is shooting today for Defiance/Torrid.

Wankus observed that Lane had tits that don’t stop. “They are beautiful.”

Wankus noted that Lane, like Sinatra, walked into KSEX with an entourage: “A lawyer and a group of fuckin’ suits.” Wankus started off by apologizing to Lane. “I didn’t even know you were here.” Wankus explained that he had talked to Keith O’Connor earler, O’Connor saying that he had a girl he wanted on KSEX. Wankus told him he had a cancellation did O’Connor have anyone at the ready. “He goes I might have Tory Lane.” Wankus said he told O’Connor, great, let me know.

“He never let me know so I figured you weren’t coming. He’s done this before- I might have this, I might have that and then nothing happens. If I don’t get a confirmation I assume no one’s coming.” Wankus was then informed before show time that Lane was, indeed, in the building. “I apologize for dissing you like that- I didn’t do it on purpose.”

Lane said there was there thanks to Mark Spiegler, her manager. “he’s definitely the guy, that’s for sure,” said Lane. Wankus said Spiegler was a nice little leprechaun.

Wankus asked Lane about the clothes she was wearing. Lane said she was sponsored by the company. Lane explained that she’s from Florida but is not a Dolphin fan.

“That means you’re a cunt in my book, but thanks for stopping buy” Wankus laughed. Lane then said something to lead Wankus to believe that she fucked three of the Miami Dolphins. Lane laughed. “I said fuck THE Dolphins.” Lane said she was a Bills fan. Wankus wanted to make a bet with Lane on the outcomes of the two games between the Bills and Dolphins this year, assuming that either team won both. Lane wanted to know what she’d get. Wankus said that would have to be worked out but suggested he get head if the Dolphins go 2-0 and vice-versa. Lane said she’d take the bet.

Co-host Micelle Lay said she was on a set recently with Lane who took a speculum up her butt. Lay was taking an ADD trip, and Wankus wanted to get back to the original train of thought. Lane said she’s a stripper from Florida. “I’m total white trash,” she said. “But I’m a nicer, upper class white trash.” Which Lay took to mean that Lane’s trailer didn’t have wheels.

“The toilet wasn’t in the front yard- it was in the trailer,” Wankus added. Lane started doing girl-girl in Florida and her best friend Harmony Rose came out to L.A. to work with Peter North. Wankus wondered if Rose may have drowned. “Peter North has a cum shot that will drown anybody.” Lane said Rose was on set with her former agent, Derek, at L.A. Models. Rose came back to Florida and told Lane an elaborate story about porn.

“This is what I enjoy and this is what I am,” said Lane. “I came out here on my best friend’s word. I never met Derek and never met anyone in the business. Lane said Derek was wonderful to her. “Derek has always been a good agent to me until recently.” Lane explained that she got married. “He’s in the industry- he goes by the name Rick Shameless. He’s a photographer.” Wankus thought it funny that with Shameless in the KSEX jock lounge, Lane was making bets to blow him. “He’s okay with that?” But Lane then made it known that she was a pathological liar, as well.

Wankus wondered how getting married fucked up Lane with Derek. Lane said she attempted to live a normal life. “Not as a porn person. Right now I just want to be with my fuckin’ husband. There’s no need for me to do guys. I told Derek I wanted to take a break and wanted no guys.” Wankus said Derek’s like a sweat shop guy.

“He can’t handle breaks- no breaks.” Lane said, yeah, you got to make your quota. On the other hand, Wankus said Derek does get his girls a lot of work. Lane stressed that she wasn’t putting down either Derek or L.A. Models but threw in a dig. lane said when she told Derek she wanted to take a break, Derek told her how about we cancel all your jobs. Lane said Derek keeps his girls on their toes.

“And on all fours,” Wankus chimed in. “When you tell him you need a day off, he’ll freak out. Next thing you know, you’re off the website.” Lane said that was exactly what happened to her.

“I got married the 29th, I was off the website that night.”

Asked about her website, Lane spelled her name, noting that she owns the “y” in Tory. Wankus suggested that she buy the “i” as well as in Tori. Lane said someone owns that site, that it belongs to a realtor.