Porn Valley- Team Tyler contract girl Tristan Ryan made her debut on KSEX Monday night. She was interviewed and traded quips with Tony Batman. Batman thought that Ryan was extremely hot particularly with the eyeglasses look that she sports. Ryan is the first contract girl for Team Tyler, noting that she is also from Boston as is Tyler Faith. Ryan hasn't shot a scene as yet but was due to lens a solo shoot possibly in Encino for Genesis magazine on Thursday.
"After that I'm not sure when the first scene is going to be shot, but soon," she said. Ryan made her industry debut quietly at Erotica LA and was at the KSEX booth. Ryan said she had a good time and fans asked for her autograph, not realizing that she hadn't done anything as yet.
"I signed autographs and took pictures, it was fun," she said. Batman said back in the day a contract girl had to prove herself and do a couple of scenes, show you're good at it and have a head on your shoulders.
"But Tyler's known you for awhile."
Ryan was talking about some really large guy she saw at a booth at Erotica LA.
"He liked to be spanked with paddles- he asked me if I would spank him with a paddle. I bent him over the booth. I was screaming at him asking him if he was my bitch." Ryan said she didn't like this particular paddle, so he bought one she liked and asked her to spank him again. Batman said the guy was from Ultra Hard Video.
Batman mentioned something about having the rappers, The 69 Kings, in the studio recently.
"They're cool guys for Latinos," he laughed, noting that he might have pissed them off because he was telling the story about how his car was stolen by a Mexican when he first got to LA.
"It got taken to Mexico and left there," Batman added. While on the subject, Batman wondered whether "Beaners" were considered interracial for a white girl.
"That's a good question," Ryan agreed. Although she was in the KSEX booth a majority of the time, Ryan said she got to meet Carmen Luvana.
"It was definitely interesting and cool to see the people you see in the movies," she added. "Carmen's beautiful." Ryan said Janine's her absolute favorite, however.
"Ever since high school." Ryan said she also loves the tats and thinks Janine is the only girl that can pool that off and still look feminine and beautiful. Ryan met Janine one time years ago at the Foxy Lady in Providence.
"I went there with a few friends and took pictures with her and stuff," she said. "I love her." Batman said he had a Janine story as well.
"I was down in Tampa working at this strip club," he continued. "Janine comes in and she's the headliner, the feature for the weekend. I'm thinking this should be a great weekend and everything should go well. She's dating some dude at the time- they get in a fight the night before she's coming there. So she's all pissed off when she makes it to the club. Her show time starts 10 minutes late. She goes on, does her show, comes back out. She comes out, bypasses her promo stand, comes up to the deejay booth, walks up, sits down in my chair. I say hi. She just looks at me and she goes, 'Do you know how fuckin' shitty it is to be all dressed up in costume and have to sit back in the back for a fuckin' extra 10 minutes?' I'm like, damn, I'm a big fan and this is the first time I'm meeting you. It isn't good. But we worked it all out and cleared it up. She left and everything went normal the rest of the weekend. But I could tell that she just quite didn't like me that much."
Ryan said all men have that effect on women once in awhile. Batman noted that Janine used to do a show with Julia Ann called Blondage.
"They do this comeback gig for the Howard Stern show up in New York," he continued. "They need an emcee because it's a new club and they don't have anybody that knows how to do it yet. Who do they call? Me. I'm excited. I'm going to New York. This is cool. And then I find out who this is. I'm I don't know if I want to do this. We get there and they call me to the dressing room the very first day, as soon as I arrive at the club. I go in and Julia Ann goes to Janine, say it. Say it. And she goes Batman, I'm sorry for Tampa. I was fucked up in the head. I was just pissed off at the world. You didn't deserve that and it's all good. I just want to be friends." According to Batman, Stern was too busy to come himself but sent a camera crew.
Then, according to Batman, Gary Dell'Abate came instead and was taking control and acting like an asshole. Batman called him to the stage and Dell'Abate thought he was getting some special lap dance.
"He sits down and they go wait, we're going to need your pants off. So they take his belt off and pull his pants down. They actually grab him, flip him over the chair and whip the living shit out of him with his own belt. And he was not cocky the rest of the weekend."
Batman noted that Janine was going to be at the Nudes-a-Poppin' festival in Roselawn, Indiana this weekend. Batman said Janine would be sharing time with Ron Jeremy. And Ryan said she also met Jeremy at Erotica LA.
"He was hanging out with Steve-o from Jackass," she said. Batman said, as famous as Jeremy is, he didn't know if he'd have sex with him if he was a girl. Ryan didn't want to say anything, either. Batman remembered a gig hey worked together in the midwest and how civilian girls were lined up to suck his dick in the bathroom.
"He went into the bathroom for hours and hours when he wasn't on stage and just got his dick sucked the whole time. People he didn't even know."
Ryan recalled how when she met Janine, Janine was taking her top off and Ryan was naked in two seconds.
"And I was ready to go!" Noting that she was doing Team Tyler films and girl-girl as a starting point, Batman noted that this was a dream come true for her because she's been into girls forever.
'I should be paying them," she laughed. Ryan said she like Tommy Gunn.
"I met him and he's really, really nice," Ryan said. Batman agreed that Gunn was extremely professional and apparently works every day.
"He's my guy," she said. "And he's hot, too. He's got a nice body."
Batman brought up the Temptation Awards being held at the end of the month and said Team Tyler was nominated for best Comedy with Thar She Blows. There's a lot of competitors evidently but Batman said if they were going on comedy, "That's straight-ass comedy right there."
Batman thought that Ryan would have a great time on her photo shoot. Batman also noted that Ryan had a bit of a Boston accent. Ryan figured she'd be holding on to it forever.
"I think it's the hardest accent to mimic or copy, but I don't think it can go anywhere" she said. 'I didn't realize how thick my accent was until I came out here. Everybody's like say, "Pahk the khah." Ryan said she doesn't drink beer, but she does Jagger and that a bartender in Vegas was giving her free shots just so he could hear her pronounce it.
"I left there on my ass pretty much," she laughed. Ryan also feels that traffic in LA is a lot worse than it is in Boston.
"These are the worst drivers I've ever seen in my life. I don't like the drivers here- it's the one thing I can do without." Besides new contract girls coming in, Batman pointed out that contract girls were leaving as well.
"Shy Love left her own company to work for Hustler," he pointed out. Ryan assumed her company was done.
"You just can't leave and it's still going without you, right? Am I having a blond moment?" Accordingly, Batman felt that the news wasn't telling the whole story.
"Someone's just leaving out some of the details." Batman also heard that Lacie Heart was leaving Vivid.
"It just doesn't happen like that all the time- contracts are not easy to come by. At least they were in the past." According to Batman, his co-host on KSEX, Nikki Benz, left her Teravision contract.
"I haven't got the whole deal on that yet, but ten days from now when we come back on she's going to tell me some stories and she's bringing in the other ex-Teravision girl, Lucy Lee."
Batman thought it was particularly strange since Benz's movie has nominated in tons of categories for different award shows.
"I also heard that Alektra Blue is going to be taking Lacie Heart's place at Vivid but she won't tell me."
Asked why was that, Batman said it was because he's got a big mouth. Batman was laughing about how he got to play an Italian pizza guy in a porn shoot over the weekend.
"I can tell you some extracurricular activity might have happened with me," he added. "But I cannot say it on the air yet. Allegedly I got a blowjob. But you'll have to watch the movie and find out."
In a follow-up video, Batman said he was going to play a gardener but has a rule that there's to be no swinging dick around him if he's got to get on his hands and knees to do some acting.
"How do you go from a good Italian to Beaner?" he wondered. If she had to do a part, Ryan was asked what her fantasy would be.
"I think probably this whole secretary thing," she answered. "I'm dominant with women- maybe a school teacher, that whole thing. That would be fun for me."
Given her look, Batman said he could see that. Ryan said she has to wear glasses because she can't handle contact lenses.
