Porn Valley- Ducati Productions posts on www.pornstarperformance.com: The twins Cali and Cherish committed to signing for Ducati/Northstar at the AVN expo. They never showed and never called. We featured them in all our promotional materials, including a full page ad in the January issue of AVN and printed ten thousand posters for them to sign all for nothing.
> Eric 381 posts on ADT: Sunset [Thomas] tells me that Sunrise [Adams] is in the real estate business since her retirement. I thought that to be classic...and smart of her! But I'll still miss her incredibly sexy scenes.
> Fayner Posts on www.lukeford.com: There was a time on Saturday I was upset about my supposed ban from the AVN awards show - which I found out was incorrect information - until I heard that I was not the only one being asked to please stay away.
Apparently because of his/her antics last year in which he/she kept fondling the balls of some rap guy performing (Chingy? Squiggy? They're all the same to me), popular and very hard to detect Tranny Vanity was informed that he/she should probably not come.
Then I was elated, 'cause at the time I was thinking that the only two people being kept out of the awards were a troublemaking zombie addict and a nut squeezing transexual.
When I found out the information regarding me was untrue I was truly sad, not because I missed the show but because I wasn't as downright gross and unwelcome as Vanity.
That's not to say I didn't come close.
> Offering 10 reasons why the AVN awards show sucked ass, Lizard Lips posts on www.xxxporntalk.com
:#1 Somebody fuckin teach Jesse how to hold a fuckin microphone. You could only hear every other word the bitch said because she swung it around so much. Just tell her it's a dick.
#2 The food sucked.
#3 The shitty no-name music acts sucked.
#4 Started way too late.
#5 Ran way too long.
#6 The cheesy metal music the band played in-between awards sucked. They should've had the DJ play there instead.
#7 Larry Flynt speech was the highlight of the show but the greatest porn figure of all time couldn't be heard at all.
#8 Too much Jenna/Randy. What year is this 2006? or 1996?
#9 The boring stage set-up looked like it was designed by a blind three year old.
#10 Whoever wrote the stupid jokes for the presenters to say before they gave out the awards needs to be shot. Whoever thought it was a good idea needs to be shot. Even real hollywood actors sound stupid telling jokes at awards show. What makes you think porn actors are going to sound any less idiotic?
It was b-o-r-i-n-g. No surprises. No longshots. Nothing. OK, MacKenzie Who? But that's a surprise in a bad way. This was AVN just spinnin wheels and blowin opportunities to shine. This show was a big step backwards from the following years. Just watch last years show, then throw in Pirates, then think even more sucky and then you pretty much have this year, Grade C+
