I’m not a big strip club fan. I’ll go with the girls once in a while if they persist and if the drinks are flowing but I hardly make it a habit. Yet for some reason last night I heard that Tyler Faith was going to be at Rio in Downtown Los Angeles and I decided to go see this sexy, busty blonde, all by myself with a purse full of singles.
I seriously don’t know what came over me as I have NEVER gone to this type of place alone and I personally don’t even know Miss Faith. Call it a blonde hair up my ass and a dose of perversion inspired by White Zinfandel but I got in my Honda and paid the visit.
I arrived around 10:00pm, paid my cover charge and walked in solo. I was a little nervous because what female attends this kind of thing by herself? At the same time, it was kind of exciting because I hoped to get some extra attention from the house girls and maybe a few flirts from some frisky dudes.
The place was a little quiet at first but started picking up by 10:30 and then the DJ made the announcement, “up next, XXX Porn Star, Tyler Faith!”
I couldn’t help but think, “does Tyler look as good in person as she does in her pics?” It’s a fair question considering many adult stars I’ve met owe their careers to Photoshop. In any event, Tyler’s very professional pre-produced introduction began to play on the loudspeakers and all her amazing credits were spittin’ out to all ears in the room.
When the intro concluded, her first song began to play and out came the adorable Tyler Faith, dressed in a stunning little black bustier, top hat and skirt, with fuck me boots that went straight up to her thighs.
She was gorgeous and had an incredible energy about her right from the start. In the corner of my eye, I saw her stage assistant but was too focused on Tyler to realize who it was (more on that later).
Three songs of seductive, sexual foreplay were delivered with a lot of attention paid to anyone who made the effort to sit in the front row and during her third musical selection, with her incredible naked body spread out on the stage, Tyler took numerous candles and burned her breasts, crotch, ass and anything else that needed some wax poured on it.
The crowd cringed and screamed wildly, and not just for the posters she was giving out either. She really did an absolutely incredible show.
When she left the stage, her assistant jumped up to clean up and collect the money she had just earned. I looked right at this handsome man and thought to myself, “I know him. I know who he is and his former association with her. But there’s no way it IS him!”
It was Wankus. Tyler ex-husband?? Fiancé?? Did they ever even get married? I don’t know but I do remember hearing that their departure was ugly…REAL ugly. Yet there he was, at her side, helping her like the old days. The ORIGINAL Team Tyler Productions, together again.
When the little Boston beauty came back out to meet and greet the fans, Wankus was with her and I had to go speak with them.
Both of them wonderful, friendly, appreciative AND VERY HONEST.
Asked if they were back together and the response wasn’t very clear however they did assure me that even through a lot of rocky times, they still have a genuine, undying love for one another and will always have a place in each other’s hearts.
“And friends with benefits ain’t too bad sometimes either.” Wankus chimed in.
There was a very appealing glow about them and whether they are patching up or just remaining friends, it’s nice to see two people who can not only keep things civil, but sincerely display a warmth and real, genuine care for one another.
I asked for a Polaroid with the former Jill Kelly Productions Contract Star and had no idea that when it came time for the evidence, she was going to strip it all off and force me to molest her near perfect titties. Okay…maybe she didn’t force me. But I still turned bright red all the same.
Tyler Faith has three more shows tonight and if you’re in the Southern California area, I highly recommend you make the trip to Rio Gentlemen’s Club, 13124 South Figueroa in Downtown LA.