Porn Valley- Whether she’s going under the name Alana or Tyra Banxxx [pictured left], Banxxx is a slob, according to Tyler Faith. Faith and Wankus told a story about a mattress on The Wanker Show Wednesday night that pretty much paints Banxxx as a Typhoid Mary.

“We had a mattress that was pretty torn up,” Wankus explained. According to Faith, when she moved in with Wankus she brought a nice bed to his house. Faith said Wankus’ existing mattress was shitty and old. Wankus said it wasn’t shitty but wasn’t nearly as nice as Faith’s. “It was a decent bed.”But because Faith was still spending time at the house where she was living with Jill Kelly, Wankus’ old bed went over there for the time being.

“You were still living with Jill at the time and staying with me a lot,” Wankus explained. “So you would have a bed there went you went home.” But Faith said she spent most of her time sleeping with Kelly.

“So the bed was over there at the old house before you moved in officially with me,” Wankus continued. Faith said the bed pretty much stayed at the house. “Then Jill let Tyra Banxxx move in.” According to Faith, Kelly let Banxxx stay with them because she was going through a hard time with her boyfriend.

“Tyra’s not the cleanest fucking launderer in the mat,” said Faith.

“The cleanest launderer?” Wankus asked. “Does that mean she steals? Or she does a lot of laundry. What are you trying to say?”

“She’s a slob,” Faith replied. According to Faith, all Banxxx had to do was keep her room neat and clean.

“She’d leave food out.” Wankus also heard that Banxxx would leave food out for days attracting rats.

“She’s not the cleanest chick,” Faith agreed. “Whatever- don’t let her live with you. She’s a nice person but slobby. So the bed’s sitting there and she’s sleeping on it. I don’t know if she changed the sheets, but it sat there messy/dirty.

“Get to the point – it smelled like shit when we got there to pick it up,” Wankus laughed. Faith said it smelled more like a burnt Cajun. “It was so disgusting- I had to put a mask on to get my stuff out of there. It was so disgusting.”

Wankus explained that Faith went back just to get a few last things that were still in the house.

“She calls me in the car- you got to come in here and smell this. I go in the room. Holy shit. I thought it was a morgue.”

“It was really disgusting- it was really bad,” Faith added. “Like you would probably get sick if you stayed in there.” Wankus said when they brought the bed back to his house, the bed had gnats and bugs all over it.

“Like within the whole thing- as soon as you’d pick it up, they’d all fly out of it. There’s no fuckin’ way I’m bringing this shit in my house.”

Wankus suggested they put the bed outside against a tree and that someone would take it. “We’re totally looking like we’re in the fucking hood. We’re very embarrassed by it.” Within 35 minutes the mattress and box spring were already gone.

Wankus could imagine looters running down the street with the bed.