Porn Valley- Venus might have been the last person I expected to see today. She was shooting for The Pussyman, www.pussyman.com, David Christopher, and Christopher's been doing a lot of fetish-stuff for his website these days.
"This industry is all about specifics now," declares Christopher noting that adult product's becoming secularized into more and more niches and sub niches. Think, for instance, school girls with nice feet showing off their big boobs.
At the same time, Christopher's pretty candid about how difficult it is booking girls for these shoots.
"A higher paying hardcore gig comes up at the last moment, and you'll get a phone call: 'yeah, I'm here in the emergency ward.'" Christopher's imitating a call he's probably received on more than one occasion. He's laughing about it.
I could think of a couple of niches I'd like to put Venus in, and Christopher and I both slobber over her sphincter.
"You're ass is what we want nowadays!" Christopher tells her quite exuberantly.
Venus and her butt waddle through the hallway. Thump-thump.
"My eyeballs are rhythmitating looking at you," I tell her. She asks where I came up with that word, and I explain that's what I do.
But her ass is not what Christopher's shooting Venus for today. It has something to do with big pussy lips, and Venus is working with Tony Tedeschi. Tedeschi, who's been humping on screen since 1990, is wearing his hair to his shoulders which is news to me, though I'm sure common knowledge for others. Except I haven't seen him in years. Tedeschi's also got another job outside of porn. He's explaining what that is. I only hear the part about a Santa Monica high-rise, restaurant services and actor Seymour Cassel. But there's a connection there, though a somewhat vague one.
Marie Luv has a foot fetish scene coming up, and I assume she's working with Scott Lyons. Lyons' saga with his estranged wife Brandi Lyons has developed into this mini-series, and I'm hearing the episode where Scott follows her to Ohio after Brandi took off to live there. During a ten month stay, she was apparently with two different guys, and the second one beat the living shit out of her. Scott arrives to find her eyes black and blue and a bruise from a shoe imprinted on her body.
"I saved the girl's life three different times," Scott's heard to say in another room.
"If it wasn't for me, she'd be dead." Brandi Lyons is now shacked up with Rick Masters.
Meanwhile, Christopher's talking Venus into wearing a mesh body suit.
"Now I know how you guys feel with your pants and your balls," Venus laughs.
Venus hasn't shot much porn in the last couple of years, according to her. Though she's still technically with www.spieglergirls.com, Venus says she begins photography school next Monday in New York City.
"I got sick of everything," explains Venus about why she left porn two years ago. During that time off, Christopher claims Venus joined a "think tank" and I'm almost buying into this story so convincing Christopher is.
"I was just trying to figure shit out," says Venus with the real explanation. "I got to a point where I couldn't work any more."
"No more gangbanging?" Christopher asks her.
"I don't think I can handle that," she answers. "I was so nervous I almost cancelled today."
The last time I spoke to Venus was the night she and Ava Vincent called me about the Dillan Lauren fistfight on an Uncle Stevie porn shoot.
I ask Venus how Ava Vincent is.
"Fuck her," says Venus.
Asked what happened for her to say that, Venus explains how she took a "nightmare" trip to Canada with Vincent to do a $5,000 gig. Except Vincent forgets her passport and tries to get through customs on an AAA card.
"We got harassed and turned away," says Venus. Besides that, Venus also discovered that you won't be allowed into Canada if you have a record.
"I had a DUI five years ago," she states.
Christopher's helping Venus squeeze into a corset.
"I smell pot," says Venus taking a whiff.
I didn't want to tell her I just farted.
