Porn Valley- Victoria Zdrok and “bosom” buddy Penthouse Pet of the year runner-up Courtney Taylor [left] were guests on the Howard Stern show Friday morning to play a game in which they were going to get felt up. Stern wasn’t flattering in his assessment of Zdrok’s fashion ensembles, saying Zdrok was hot when naked, but dressed, ugh. “I don’t think she wears good clothes. She kind of dresses cheap. But when she’s naked there’s nothing better than that.”

Stern said there was a very graphic picture of Zdrok in Penthouse. “You know how Penthouse is very graphic and you can see the chick’s whole private parts? There’s something that’s very enlarged on her. Almost what a guy has. One of those.” It was suggested that Zdrok was well hung and Stern was inclined to agree. “I got to ask her about that.” Stern noted that Zdrok has not only been a Pet but also claims to be a Playboy Playmate.

Stern has a picture of Zdrok, her mother and sister all topless. Complimenting her dress [why didn’t he make the clothes comment to her face?] Stern said last time Zdrok was on, she had big ratings. He was also curious if her breasts were bigger. Zdrok said no and mentioned that Taylor’s Penthouse issue is on the stands right now. “It’s awesome.” Stern agreed that Taylor was hot. “It looks like she’s high, too. I like that. It looks like she’s wrecked.” Stern said Taylor had a weird tanning booth tan going. Asked if she had an accident, Taylor said she didn’t want to burn her boobs and had a towel over her breasts. Stern then started ragging on what Taylor was wearing stating that it wasn’t hot.