Porn Valley- Gawker.com posts: The pop culture know-it-all emailers at Gossiplist alert us to the latest in the Paris Hilton Naked Saga: precocious Paris allowed herself to be “directed” in a short film conceived by none other than indie creepster Vincent Gallo.

> I’m told that Allison Chaynes is working as a salesgirl at Abercrombie & Fitch in the Topanga Mall

> I was asked the other day why an alleged incident in which Teagan Presley supposedly fell down the stairs at Jules Jordan’s house was never reported on the Internet.