from www.laweekly.com - Who said "Asians in the Library" hottie Alexandra Wallace wouldn't be able to land a job?
L.A. porn king Vivid Entertainment, apparently tired of knocking down Octomom's door for a train-wreck celebrity cameo, made a trip to Wallace's Sacramento home last week -- hoping to catch the infamous co-ed in a vulnerable moment while her peers enjoyed a wet 'n' wild Spring Break down in Cancun.
Vivid recruiter Michael Wu tells the Weekly that initially, when he offered Wallace a starring role in her own adult film, the former political-science major was hesitant to accept. But after some words of encouragement from her father...
... Wallace decided it would be the best thing for the UCLA community "and the entire Asian culture."
Vivid revealed in a statement this morning that the film will be named after Wallace's own YouTube-immortalized imitation of Asian speech. "String Thongs and Ding Dongs" will feature top (and only) Southern California Asian porn star Blackie Chan opposite Wallace, teaching the ignorant cutie a nice long lesson and letting a nation's worth of library nerds release their rage vicariously.
From the porn company's official statement:
"We're honored to be doing our part to bring the Asian and Bimbo communities back together with 'STDD.' Like we always say: Make love, not racist YouTube rants. Alexandra Wallace deserves a chance to show America that she's been able to swallow her pride and strip herself of all that negativity. ... We think she's an exciting personality."
On her part, Wallace sent a letter to the Daily Bruin, thanking all the UCLA Asians for inadvertently helping her achieve her dreams:
If not for your rude Oriental manners in the library, I may have never posted my video to YouTube, and in turn may have never come to the epiphany that I'm meant to be a star.
Special thanks to to Asian advocacy groups everywhere for helping 'Asians in the Library' to go viral, and to Chancellor Block for the personal posse of campus police officers I was provided in my time of peril.
I deeply regret not thinking of this sooner. What a fool I've been.
Alexandra Wallace
Filming is set to begin as soon as next week. Insiders who got a glimpse of the "STDD" storyboard tell us some scenes may actually employ the UCLA East Asian Library as a backdrop, and make creative use of cellphones as erotic props.
All proceeds will go to the Red Cross Japan tsunami relief fund.
