Porn Valley- You could smell the testosterone in the air. The KSEX winning phrase for the night was, "Is that fish on your breath or have you been dating Gia Jordan?" Wankus roared about going right for the kill at the beginning of his Monday night show and apparently didn't let up when he touched on the subject of his hosting the XRCO Show.
"Wankus- those cocksucking assholes- they fuckin' hate me out there," Wankus said, paraphrasing some of the comments that were being made at the news he was hosting the XRCO Awards show. "I figure fuck it, let's make them hate me for a reason. Everyone hates Wankus if you read the blogs and the AVN blogs these fucking people hate me. They hate me!! Fuck 'em. We're going against Gia tonight. We're going against [Kurt] Lockwood tonight."
Wankus then made some comments about Nacho Vidal doing gay porn and used that as a segue to comment on Lockwood.
"Good segue- I love it when things tie in," he said. Wankus admitted to making snide references about Lockwood on his show in the past. "But I haven't really talked about KL because we don't even like to say the words on the station. Michelle Lay asked me to lay off. And now I'm dating Tyler Faith and they used to have a thing. I just figured it was not worth giving him the air time because he hates me because I'm with Tyler. And that's the only reason he hates me because I was always extra pretty nice to this motherfucker. I actually got him work. When I hooked him up with Michelle Lay I got him laid. I brought him here and he got laid. From there she started calling around hiring him for her own shoots and shoot. Technically I put food on his table but I've got nothing against this motherfucker. But this fuckin' guy wants me dead like so many others."
When co-host Rebecca Love suspected that it might be jealousy, Wankus pointed out that Lockwood has another girlfriend. "It's been like seven months that he's been with her." To that Wankus said he's had old girl friends and would be jealous because he still had a thing for them. "Of course I didn't approach the new boy friend and threaten to kick his ass at a funeral." Wankus was referring to an incident at the Jim Holiday memorial in which he and Kurt Lockwood exchanged words.
"Life goes on; you move on," Wankus continued. "Especially when you're own girl friend is witnessing your little tirades in jealousy of an old girl friend." Wankus went on to note how Lockwood tried to fight him at the Holiday memorial. "It was stupid. It was ridiculous." Wankus quoted Lockwood as saying to him is there a problem.
"I started laughing. No. Do you? What would I have a problem for. It's not like I'm dating Tyler and you're still fucking her on the side. I got no problems." According to Wankus, Lockwood "wanted to start a fight in a venue where he knew it would be broken up quickly."
Wankus said he made a detente pact where never to mention Lockwood. "And never to call him or fuck with him. But little references here and there because that's my nature. Just to fuck with him." Wankus claims he's heard chatter behind the scenes that Lockwood was saying this and that.
[In private conversations I've had with Lockwood, Lockwood was vowing never to comment about Wankus and was willing to leave well enough alone.]
"I talk shit about people behind the scenes- we all do," Wankus added. "I have no problem with that. Talk shit. Bottom line, is, I'm with your bitch." Wankus said it's all been peaceful lately. "And we're all moving on." Dragging Faith into the argument, Wankus said she could say a lot of shit but elects not to. "She makes a lot of references on her show and never names him. But she could really fuck him up if she wanted to. And she really wants to but I've been telling her not to. Because I want him to go away."
Wankus said he had been reading the AVN blogs relative to the XRCO show and the fact that he was hosting them. "Which I thought was a nice honor even though it's no pay." Wankus said he was doing them because he'd ultimately like to host the AVN awards. "because that would be a good accomplishment in the adult community. And I'd make a damn good host."
Wankus said there were anonymous messages being posted and likened it to JM Productions' message board, www.xxxporntalk.com. "JM- another shitty company in my opinion." Wankus pointed out that the AVN blog had become a Wankus bash session. "Which to me is kind of fun. I like that. I'm an attention whore." In the middle of the blog, Wankus said Lockwood was allegedly posting something to the fact that he and his posse were going to kick his ass.
"You need a posse to kick my ass?" Wankus said. "If you've got an issue, face me yourself. Why does Kurt always have to face me in a public venue? Don't talk. Don't make a scene. You know where to find me. Every night. He's been here a million times. I'll be walking to my car alone, later. By myself. No witnesses. No bouncers to break it up when you're getting your ass kicked. Come see me and we'll meet in the parking lot. There's no cops. We'll have a good ass fist fight and I'll pick you up off the ground when you're bleeding and say, hey man, let's have a beer."