Porn Valley- On his Monday night KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com, Wankus offered a recap of last week’s highights and activities at both Internext and AEE.
> Noting that Vivid is opening a club at The Venetian, Wankus said there’s rumors that Vivid also bought shares in The Venetian. “I’m hearing rumors that they have shares in the company, now,” he said. “I’m wondering if, for conflict of interest reasons we’re going to move to Mandalay Bay. This way Vivid doesn’t walk off with all the awards because they own The Venetian.”
> His take on Internext: “We have to go to that [Internext] because KSEX has affiliate programs and opportunities to buy content packages. Adam & Eve is our executive sponsor and they do very well at Internext. They need to be there. For us, we’re like a form of entertainment to bring people to their booth. Because, hey look at this, a little sideshow- there’s KSEX with the hot chicks. It’s very important that we’re there. A lot of big stars go but it’s more of amateur girls and a stripper kind of place. But Jenna was there and a bunch of big stars.” Personally, Wankus said he’s bored by Internext. “But the fan show is called AEE and that’s where all the fans can come in and meet all the stars and see all the movie companies. There we were on top of the Adam & Eve booth. It was a good time.”
> Wankus also noted that this Friday Katie Gold would be on the Distorted Reality Show at 5pm in place of Gauge who has moved to Arkansas.
> Wankus said he and Flexxx had a great conversation about Britney Skye. “And girls like her.” Meaning which, “After you fuck them and you cum, after you’ve excreted your semen, you’re in the I’m done with you zone,” ex plained. “There’s some girls that no matter how hot they are, once you’ve actually succeeded and scored the pussy, there’s nowhere else to go again. There’s really nothing to talk about. There’s really nothing to say. There’s definitely nothing to listen to and we’re trying to come up with a name for that. What do you call the post-cum I never want to see you again girl? We need a good terms for that.” Wankus said Skye, although a sweetheart and fuckable, has nothing to say. “I think after I pop a load inside her, what the fuck do I need her for? She’s a sweetheart. I love her to death but every time you talk to her it’s like, pretty day, huh? What do you say?” Someone in the chatroom offered the term “disposable” to describe such a woman. “But that almost sounds like you fuckin’ hit her over the head and put it in the trunk,” Wankus laughed.
> Wankus got a kick over the fact that during my interview with Keith Curtis who offers scoring tips on KSEX, Curtis was trying to pick up girls. “Gene Ross did an interview with him on Adultfyi.com and if you read the interview, the entire time that Gene Ross was talking to him on the cellphone for the interview, he keeps putting Gene on hold and he’s [Curtis] hitting on pussy while he’s on the phone: Yo, baby, what’s goin’ on? Sorry about that, Gene. Hold on. He was totally doing his fuckin’ thing. He was Joe Mac.”
> Wankus, who met Seka in Vegas, thought she was a real sweetheart. “A very nice girl, very appreciative and fun. I love her.”
> Though he couldn’t remember her name at the moment, Wankus was talking about a girl named Rayna who was discovered in a 7-Eleven. “She’s going to be a guest on The Wanker Show this Wednesday.” Wankus was of the opinion that she had a Pamela Peaks look.
> Checking out the KSEX Forum photo posted of Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter interviewing Jack Lawrence, who often sports a fireman’s outfit, co-Rebecca Love was of the opinion that Lawrence should be in YMCA. “And isn’t it Men At Work?” Wankus agreed that Lawrence, at least in the pic, definitely looks like he’s doing gay porn. “Or lumberjack porn,” Love suggested.
> Commenting on a photo taken of Metro’s Kelly Erikson posing with a guy in a Mexican wrestler’s mask, Wankus explained the story behind it. “The Mask is a guy that won a contest through Metro Interactive and he gets to fuck this lovely girl while wearing this mask on camera,” he said. “I think that’s pretty cool. There’d be a lot more porn stars out there if we could all wear masks.”
> As far as Kiss’ Gene Simmons is concerned, Wankus is of the opinion that Simmons, who was on air during AEE for a KSEX interview, is a dick. “He is. He came in like look at me I’m the big fuckin’ superstar. Shut the fuck up.” Love asked if Simmons was shooting his reality series. Wankus said, yes. “But he took over the interview. See, his back is turned to me. I was the host of this thing. He just fuckin’ threw me for the girls, which is fine if like we’re all at a bar. But you’re coming on my show, you cocksucker. And just so that you know, you’re old, tired and washed up. So don’t fuckin’ act like your Madonna. Okay? Put the makeup back on. You look better. He owes me an apology whether he likes it or not.”
> Wankus also thinks that Jenna Jameson is really fuckin’ cool. “A lot of people don’t like to hear about Jenna, like, all jealous bullshit,” he went on to say. “But I’ve never seen a bad side of Jenna. Ever. Don’t hate her for being popular. Don’t hate her for being successful. Don’t hate her for having her shit together and not being a drugged out, coked out whore face down in the Circle Bar at The Venetian. By they way there was one [Gia Paloma] this year. Again, every year there is.” Though he didn’t mention Paloma by name, Wankus said the woman in question was removed on a stretcher with an ambulance. “We’ll confirm that when we get names.” Back on the subject of Jameson, Wankus said she appreciates both KSEX and the KSEX fans. “This fuckin’ chick- every time she sees me- she could be in the middle of a meeting, Wankus!!! She just freaks out.” Wankus them played a clip of him interviewing Jenna on the red carpet. Jameson, now a brunette, said she did it on purpose.
“If anybody knows me, they know that I try to re-invent myself every year,” Jameson said. “I figured brunette would be a fun-thing and it worked.” In the clip Chloe also mentions there’s so many girls coming into the industry now doing Jenna impersonations. “I didn’t want to say it,” laughs Jameson who mentions that of all the websites, KSEX is her favorite. To which Wankus said he was going to run out and do a press release. Jameson has also now won The KSEX Listener’s Choice Award for Favorite Porn Star three years in a row.
> Wankus also reported that Adella from Digital Playground kissed him at the awards show which he found interesting because she hates his guts.