Porn Valley- There's a disturbing trend of late in which KSEX's Wankus, www.ksexradio.com is feeling compelled to display his ass in public. It happened again on Pamela Peaks' cooking show Wednesday night. And earlier, on his own show, Wankus dispensed some Tampa stories involving his ass and a female finger.
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And then he added some new material.
Overall, Wankus described Tampa as being a shitload of sexy pornstars. "I had the best time of my life," he said, admitting, however, that he didn't get laid. "But I wasn't in the get laid mode," he explained. "I brought a camera- I was in the mode of let's get some coverage. Let's have some fun. Let's drink all night."
With co-ho Michelle Lay furnishing the appropriate needle as the KSEX conversation warranted, Wankus claims he did have stars up his ass. "Well, let me re-phrase that," he said pointing to an instance where, on the previous KSEX show, footage was shown of Mickey G. taking it in the ass.
On to his own ass, according to Wankus, the Tampa folk were up to 6 in the morning drinking every day. And Wankus mentioned one instance where Austyn Moore stuck a finger up his rectum.
"I mooned somebody at one point during the trip and all the girls were like Wankus shaves his ass- there's no way he's got such a fucking clean ass without shaving." Wankus pointed out that, while he does shave the inner crack, he doesn't shave the "outer roundness".
Wankus related that he was showing man ass throughout the trip but one episode found him standing on a bar in a hotel. "I dropped my pants to my ankles shaking my ass and people were posing with my ass. This is the kind of thing that you do at the Tampa Show- take stupid pictures."
At which point, Wankus said Moore decided to stick her finger up his ass. "I immediately pulled it away." Lay suggested that Wankus might have backed his ass up into Moore's finger then the other way around.
"A second or two later this fuckin' Austyn catches me talking to somebody else and she squirms up to me, oh baby, oh baby," Wankus continued with his story. "She's like rubbing her fingers on my face and puts her finger back in my mouth. I didn't get it. It was just in my ass."
As he got to developments regarding the last night in Tampa, Wankus suggested that Adultfyi run a headline about how he got "jacked" by Jenna.
"Or maybe it's better that Jenna jacked me," he said. "Which one sounds like she jerked me off? I'm just trying to get to the point that she bought me Jack Daniels all night."
Wankus set the scene of the Tampa awards show, noting that Jameson hosted it along with Ron Jeremy. "And this year Stephanie Swift hosted it as well. It was great. It was a really good time." Wankus related that he was hanging out with a bunch of the stars when Jenna's man, Jay Grdina called him over: "Dude, we had such a good time at karaoke last night- Jenna had a ball." Wankus explained that Porn Star Karaoke East was one of the highlights of the trip.
"Jenna was there for a couple of hours- I was singing to her and doing all my dirty stupid songs and shit. She was cracking up." According to Wankus, Jay and Jenna decided they were going to buy him a drink. "I already have a drink- a full jack and coke." As Wankus tells the story, Grdina, however, grabs a waitress with the instructions that Wankus' drink is to remain full.
"All of a sudden on my table they keep bringing bottles of Jack over. Bottles. I was gone. I was hammered. I thought that was really fucking cool." According to Wankus, Jameson then went on stage and expressed how she loved KSEX radio, that Wankus was such a cool guy. "Holy shit. This is Jenna pumping us up."
Wankus said he had video footage of everything and will present a montage on his Friday's show. "It was a really fuckin' good time," he said. "It's not just an awards show. Every night they send a caravan of stars to all the strip clubs and they make appearances. That's fun but the real fun is when you get back to the hotel drinking until 6 in the morning, and you're all fuckin' skinny dipping in the pool and eating each other out. And everybody's just going fucking nuts."
Wankus also noted how one fan- Ebola Monkey Man - was able to come to the show via some connections. "He was a really kick ass cool fan, not an annoying piece of shit like some of them are. The fucking cocksucker got to hook up with Devon Michaels the whole fuckin weekend. He fuckin' stayed in her room and fucked and sucked and shit all weekend. And I was in my room alone. He went crazy. He hit the jackpot."
Wankus said the whole point of the Tampa Show is leaving all your drama from L.A. "And you just hang with your friends- that's the point."
On the other hand, Wankus said some of the fans would hang around the girls. "And they would follow them back to the hotel. I'll give you the inside- that really annoys the stars. They're not there for you at that point. They go to the clubs for you. They want to see you at the clubs. They want to see you at the big shows. They really don't want to see you in between. That's their time to hang out away from the bullshit. Not to say you're bullshit, but sometimes you are."
Of course, Lay said, "unless you happen to be cute or have a lot of money".
Tyler Faith, www.tylerfaith.com then called in. Wankus noted that Faith just got back from Tampa but was already on her way to a dance gig. "You're a freakin' flying machine." Recapping, Wankus said the first night he saw Faith in Tampa, they were in a limo together. Wankus said he saw Faith in the corner of the limo and thought she looked really familiar but didn't want to say anything.
"It hit me," he said. "The first thing I said was how's those fuckin Patriots. She said better than those fuckin' Dolphins." Faith agreed that a lot of funny things happened in Tampa. "I'm not sure that everybody can appreciate all those things because they weren't there. But I have some real good memories."
Wankus recalled an instance of being drunk in the lobby of the hotel at 4 in the morning and got the bright idea of taking an eternal ride on the elevator. "I decided I'm going to put a table and chairs in there. When the gate opens I'm sitting there reading a paper at the table and shit. Next thing we've got mattresses from rooms in there."
Wankus said it was then that he and Jenna's bodyguard- "a big ass brother"- were all cuddling on a mattress when the doors opened. "It was so random it was hysterical. We were doing our own vogue."
According to Wankus, hotel security didn't give a shit. In another instance Wankus went to the hotel front desk for a pair of pliers to take apart lobby statues. Asked what he needed them, for he said for his luggage.
Bringing up the fact that he had a football bet with her last year with the payoff being that he had to give Faith an hour of oral, Wankus asked Faith on behalf of the listeners whether he made good.
"I really don't like to talk about my personal business," said Faith, setting up a punch line. "I think that should just be between me and you. You definitely are one person that sticks to their word- I'll just say that."
Faith, who danced at the awards show said she had a great time. "The weather was really, really, really good. It was really beautiful."