Porn Valley- Denver Bronco quarterback Jake “The Snake” Plummer flipped the fuck finger at fans Sunday in Denver when he got booed for throwing a first quarter interception against the Dolphins. Rumor has it Wankus high fived his TV screen because Wankus had it riding on Miami. But the Dolphins were the least of Wankus’s problems, however. There were the Lions, the Jets and the Redskins also to contend with, with The Wanker riding ’em home Sunday like a 300 pound jockey.

If you went with the morning line you couldn’t have done worse than a 12-3 record, and five Adultfyi’ers did just that to beef up their seasonal records. Unfortunately the Wank Man was observing morning in Baghdad and gets the goat horns this week with an 8-7 record.

Harry Weiss continues his hold on first and stands to either gain a game or lose one tonight to runner-up Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com. Both gents tallied 12-3. Harry’s record now stands at 143-64 against Chris’ which is 140-67. Harry has Kansas City in tonight’s game. Chris has gone with Tennessee.

The remainder of the standings also got some shaking up. Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com by coming in at 11-4 lost ground to me. Shannon stays in third with a 135-72 mark but I’m sneaking up with my 133-74 record by also going 12-3 yesterday.

Fifth place remains Sean’s from www.pornlegend.com. But for how long you might ask with The Sports Swami literally on fire in recent weeks. Sean is 128-79 but Sports Swami is now 127-80. Swami also enjoyed a 12-3 Sunday.

Wankus now drops to seventh place with a 123-84 record and is being threatened by Porno Steve whose 12-3 day brings him to a season mark of 121-86. Steve from www.lvni.com is at 116-91 and faces a threat from Billy The Crystal who’s been as hot as a crystal can get- we imagine- with a 112-95 record.