Porn Valley- ABC's Monday Night Football said goodbye last night. There were tributes and interviews highlighting its 36 years on TV, but I don't recall Al Michaels or anyone else referring to the famous Howard Cosell telecast in September, 1983, when Cosell called wide receiver for the Washington Redskins, Alvin Garrett, a "little monkey."
But this weekend, if you were betting the favorites, the monkeys ran alright- only in the other direction - and a series of upsets rearranged the Adultfyi standings. Steve Seidman and Shannon from Adult DVD Empire came out of the bloodbath relatively unscathed with 12-4 records, and Seidman's performance lands him in first place going into the final week of the regular season.
Steve Seidman 168-72
John Gray, 167-73
Sean from Porn Legends, 166-74
Harry Weiss, 164-76
Gene Ross, 162-77
Ryan from Jerry's Deli, 161-79
Nick from Adult Rental, 155-85
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, 154-86
Steve from Mallcom, 154-86
Chris from KSEX, 153-87
Bill Margold, 146-94
Steve Lane, 144-96
Steve Volponi, 143-97
Billy the Crystal, 142-98
Wankus, 139-101
Serenity, 134-106