Porn Valley- In the worst selection since Rene Zellweger picked Kenny Chesney www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11749, I went with the Philadelphia Eagles last week over the Atlanata Falcons. This week, I go again with the Eagles. When will I ever learn. When will I ever learn.
On the face of it, this week’s schedule looks like an opportunity to beef up a record, but that’s where you probably get fooled. Detroit at Chicago’s got me flinching. Detroit, who has won three consecutive opening games but has lost 48 games in four seasons, has got a three game winning streak against the Bears. I get bit in the ass all the time by the Bears. I’m going with Chicago betting on the fact that the Lions basically suck and their win against Green Bay was a fluke. I’ll probably get bit in the ass once more.
Washington’s another team that defied my predictions last year. The Redskins play Dallas at Dallas. I gotta go with Dallas based on their showing last week against San Diego, but ass biting time happens often in the early part of the season. This meeting will be the 14th between Washington and Dallas on Monday night Football. If there’s anything to make of that, the Cowboys lead 7-6 in those games. besides, Washington just made it past Chicago last week.Mark brunell is quarterbacking for the Skins. Nothing to rejoice about there.
The Colts, playing great defense last week against the Ravens, have their home opener against the only visiting team to win at the RCA Dome last season — the Jacksonville Jaguars which beat them 27-24. Byron Leftwich completed 23 of 30 passes for 300 yards with two touchdowns in that game and always plays well against the Colts. Ugh, who to pick.
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.
Sunday: Detroit at Chicago; Baltimore at Tennessee; Pittsburgh at Houston; Buffalo at Tampa Bay; Jacksonville at Indianapolis; Minnesota at Cincinnati; New England at Carolina; San Francisco at Philadelphia; Atlanta at Seattle; St. Louis at Arizona; Miami at New York Jets; Cleveland at Green Bay; San Diego at Denver; Kansas City at Oakland
Monday Night Doubleheader: New Orleans at New York Giants; Washington at Dallas
Steve from Mallcom [11-5]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, New England, Philadelphia; Atlanta, St. Louis, New York Jets, Green Bay, San Diego; Kansas City; New York Giants; Dallas
Chris from KSEX [10-6]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Jacksonville, Minnesota, New England, Philadelphia, Atlanta, St. Louis, Miami, Green Bay, Denver, Oakland, New York Giants, Dallas
Wankus from KSEX: [9-7]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Cincinnati, Carolina, Philly, Atlanta, St. Louis, Miami, Green Bay, Denver, Kansas City; New Orleans, Dallas
Harry Weiss [9-7]: Chicago, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Atlanta, St. Louis, Jets, Green Bay, Denver, Oakland, Giants, Dallas
Plus One [9-7]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Atlanta, St. Louis, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, Giants, Dallas
Steve Lane [9-7]: Detroit, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Seattle, Arizona, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, New Orleans, Dallas
Bill Margold [9-7]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, Carolina, Philly, Seattle, St. Louis, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, Giants, Dallas
Sean from Porn Legends [8-8]: Chicago, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Cincinnati, New England, Philly, Seattle, St. Louis, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, Giants, Dallas
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [8-8]: Detroit, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Atlanta, Arizona, Miami, Cleveland, San Diego, Kansas City, New Orleans, Dallas
Nick from Adult Rental [8-8]: Chicago, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Indy, Cincinnati, New England, Philly, Atlanta, Arizona, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, Giants, Dallas
Keith from Defiance Films [8-8]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Seattle, Arizona, Miami, Green Bay, Denver, Oakland, Giants, Dallas
Steve Volponi [8-8]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Seattle, Arizona, Jets, Green Bay, Denver, Oakland, Giants, Dallas
John Gray [8-8]: Chicago, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Cincinnati, Carolina, Philly, Atlanta, Arizona, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Oakland, Giants, Dallas
Billy The Crystal [8-8]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Cincinnati, Carolina, Philly, Atlanta, Arizona, Miami, Green Bay, San Diego, Oakland, Giants, Dallas
Gene Ross [7-9]: Chicago, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Atlanta, St. Louis, Jets, Green Bay Denver, Kansas City, Giants, Dallas
Steve Seidman [7-9]: Chicago, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Indy, Cincinnati, New England, Philly, Seattle, St. Louis, Jets, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, Giants, Dallas
Serenity [7-9]: Detroit, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Cincinnati, Carolina, San Francisco, Seattle, St. Louis, Miami, Cleveland, Denver, Kansas City, New Orleans, Dallas
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [7-9]: Detroit, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Philly, Atlanta, St. Louis, Minnesota, Green Bay, San Diego, Kansas City, New Orleans, Dallas