WWW- Is it our imagination or does this seem like a record-setting year for penalities? Time and again, great catches, deep scores and brilliant runs have been called back by the penalty flag. The Dolphins [2-2] set some kind of record for them with 18 last Sunday in their loss to Buffalo, and against Tampa Bay this weekend, that’s not not even thinkable.
The good news is that Ricky Williams is back in the lineup. The bad news is that nobody scores against Tampa Bay [4-1] which is coughing up something like 11 points a game. And defense is what’s keeping Indianapolis with an undefeated record. In their 5-0 season so far, the Colts have given up a total of 29. BUT, the St. Louis Rams are averaging a pretty strong 25 points a game except that their offense is pretty shitty. You got to figure Indy for at least one more victory this week. Well, Wankus didn’t. He’s picking St. Louis. And he’s probably right. That’s the way this season has been going so far.
And you would have to bring up that Jacksonville-Pittsburgh game, wouldn’t you. With Ben Roethlisberger going down, the Steelers looked absolutely heroic in their last seconds victory against San Diego Monday night. With a hyperextended knee, Roethlisberger looks doubtful and here’s the scary part Charlie Batch is the likely starter. Batch threw his last pass when Adultfyi.com launched. Yeah, Jacksonville coming off a 23-20 win against Cincinnati is looking pretty good. Because the Steelers have won their last three meetings against Jacksonville, expect the law of averages to kick in.
Jokester that he is, Terrell Owens walked to the team bus wearing a Michael Irvin jersey after the Eagles’ 33-10 loss to the Cowboys. Except don’t look for Dallas to be as lucky this week at home against the New York Giants. Those motherfuckers, barring that atrocious game in San Diego, are looking pretty good. Figure New York for a 1-1 record this weekend because the Jets are going to stink out the joint against Buffalo.
And we’re all waiting for the big stinkola from New England, so this is the weekend that I think we’re going to hold our noses.The Patriots have 18 players on their injured list- almost as many as the Minnesota Vikings had on their party boat with all the naked broads. And now that you mention it, I got to think that the clean-living Bears will mop up at the Vikes at home.
Here’s how the schedule looks followed by the Adultfyi.com picks.
Atlanta at New Orleans; Carolina at Detroit, Cincinnati at Tennessee, Cleveland at Baltimore, Jacksonville at Pittsburgh, Miami at Tampa Bay, Minnesota at Chicago, New York Giants at Dallas, Washington at Kansas City, New England at Denver, New York Jets at Buffalo, San Diego at Oakland, Houston at Seattle
Monday night: St. Louis at Indianapolis
John Gray [48-26]: Atlanta, Carolina, Tennessee, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Dallas, Kansas City, Denver, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Serenity [45-29]: Atlanta, Carolina, Tennessee, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Miami, Chicago, Giants, Washington, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Nick from Adult Rental [44-30]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Dallas, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Steve Seidman [44-30]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Dallas, Kansas City, new England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Harry Weiss [43-31]: Atlanta, Detroit, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Giants, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [43-31]: Atlanta, Detroit, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Dallas, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Gene Ross [42-32]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Giants, Kansas City, Denver, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Plus One [42-32]: Atlanta, Detroit, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Dallas, Kansas City, New England, Jets, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Bill Margold [42-32]: Atlanta, Detroit, Tennessee, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Giants, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Wankus [42-32]: New Orleans, Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Jacksonville, Miami, Chicago, Dallas, Kansas City, Denver, Buffalo, Oakland, Seattle, St. Louis
Sean from Porn Legends [41-33]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Dallas, Kansas City, Denver, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Steve Javors [39-35]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Giants, Kansas City, Denver, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Chris from KSEX [39-35]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Dallas, Washington, New England, Jets, Oakland, Seattle, Indy
Steve Volponi [38-36]: Atlanta, Detroit, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Giants, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Steve Lane [38-36]: Atlanta, Detroit, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Chicago, Dallas, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [38-36]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Minnesota, Dallas, Kansas City, New England, Buffalo, San Diego, Seattle, Indy
Billy The Crystal [33-41]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Jacksonville, Miami, Minnesota, Giants, Kansas City, New England, Jets, San Diego, Houston, Indy