Week 9: T.O. K.O.

Porn Valley- Terrell Owens may not be the biggest jackass in the NFL, but he's certainly one of the tallest. This week Owens proved that he's the best at what he does off field- he opened his mouth again and criticized The Philadelphia Eagles organization for not holding a public ceremony to honor his 100th career T.D. catch. As a result Owens is suspended indefinitely and Donovan McNabb, with a sports hernia, is playing like he's been suspended from a meat hook. Put that combination together and the Washington Redskins look pretty good at home this Sunday against the Birds. Oh yeah. You're gonna say the Skins got annihilated by The Giants last week. Yeah, so?

Here's another game that might be tricky: Pittsburgh at Green Bay. Under ordinary circumstances with Green Bay being 1-6 you'd say, Green Bay- are you kidding? But Ben Roethlisberger, who's looking more and more like Will Farrell every week is out with another knee injury.

The big one this week, however, plays Monday night between Indianapolis and New England. New England has beaten the Colts six straight but they've already lost three games this season and weren't that hot looking against Buffalo last week.

Here's this week's schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:

San Diego at N.Y Jets; Atlanta at Miami; Oakland at Kansas City; Houston at Jacksonville; Cincinnati at Baltimore; Detroit at Minnesota; Tennessee at Cleveland; Carolina at Tampa Bay; NY Giants at San Francisco; Seattle at Arizona; Chicago vs. New Orleans; Pittsburgh at Green Bay; Philadelphia at Washington

Monday: Indianapolis at New England

John Gray [79-37]: Atlanta, Carolina, Baltimore, Minnesota, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, New Orleans, Giants, Seattle, Green Bay, Washington, Indy

Nick from Adult Rental [75-41]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Philly, Indy

Steve Seidman [75-41]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Philly, Indy

Gene Ross [74-42]: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Green Bay, Washington, New England

Sean from Porn Legends [73-43]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Washington, New England

Ryan from Jerry's Deli [73-43]: Miami, Tampa Bay, Cincinnati, Minnesota, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Cleveland, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Philly, Indy

Bill Margold [72-44]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, New Orleans, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Philly, New England

Harry Weiss [70-46]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Washington, Indy

Steve Lane [69-47]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, New Orleans, Giants, Arizona, Green Bay, Washington, New England

Chris from KSEX [69-47]: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Cincinnati, Minnesota, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Cleveland, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Washington, Indy

Steve from Mallcom [68-48]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Washington, Indy

Plus One [67-49]: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Baltimore, Minnesota, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego; Cleveland, Chicago, Giants, Arizona, Pittsburgh, Washington, New England

Wankus [67-49]: Miami, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Cleveland, New Orleans, Giants, Seattle, Green Bay, Washington, Indy

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [65-51]: Atlanta, Carolina, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Oakland, San Diego, Tennesse, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Washington, New England

Serenity [64-52]: Miami, Tampa Bay, Cincinnati, Minnesota, Houston, Kansas City, San Diego, Cleveland, Chicago, San Francisco, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Washington, Indy

Steve Volponi [64-52]: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Cincinnati, Detroit, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Tennessee, Chicago, Giants, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Philly, New England

Billy The Crystal [58-58]: Miami, Tampa Bay, Baltimore, Minnesota, Jacksonville, Kansas City, San Diego, Cleveland, New Orleans, Giants, Arizona, Green Bay, Philly, New England