Porn valley- Pro football tonight, ladies and germs. But the big shock of the first week, besides the fact that Wankus is flying, fearlessly, into the eye of a Florida hurricane; is the more astounding fact that Wankus, www.ksexradio.com, is picking Tennessee over his beloved Dolphins in a game which has apparently been moved to Saturday because of the weather.
But, wherever the game winds up- and a good guess is The Cayman Islands - Wankus will be there along with his offshore account, his brother from New York, Daisy, Alana Evans, Chris Evans, Chris R., Johnny Buss and a Laker Cheerleader. The game plan is to meet Jennifer Steele along with web model Austyn, for some pre-game partying.
"We're all planning on wearing our Dolphins Jerseys at the local Red Cross office," reports Wankus. Asked if he needs Red Cross assistance with his sudden shift of allegiance for this game, Wankus commented, "Of course I went with Tennessee. Anyone that goes with Miami is a fucking moron."
The following is the schedule for Week #1:
Thursday night: Indianapolis at New England
The rest of the games are as follows: Sunday, Sep. 12: Arizona at St. Louis; Baltimore at Cleveland; Cincinnati at N.Y. Jets; Detroit at Chicago; Jacksonville at Buffalo; Oakland at Pittsburgh; San Diego at Houston; Seattle at New Orleans; Tampa Bay at Washington; Tennessee at Miami; Atlanta at San Francisco; Dallas at Minnesota; N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia; Kansas City at Denver
Monday, is Green Bay at Carolina.
This year Adultfyi.com fields a team of ten dubious experts which, besides myself, include Sean from Porn Legends; porn Hall of Famer Tracey Adams; Wankus and Chris R. from KSEX; Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, Porno Steve Seidman, Harry Weiss, Shannon from Adult DVD Empire and, last but not least, The Sports Swami.
After having my ass busted a couple of times last year by Wankus over my consulting the Tarot Cards for inside picks, I've elected to use my special crystal which I've nicknamed "Billy" to act as arbiter of the spirit world. Those picks are also included.
Gene's Picks: Patriots; Jacksonville, Chicago; Baltimore; San Diego; Tennessee; New Orleans; NY Jets; Pittsburgh; St. Louis; Washington; Minnesota; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Denver; Carolina
Sean from Porn Legends: Patriots; Jacksonville; Chicago; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; Seattle; N.Y. Jets; Oakland; St. Louis; Washington; Minnesota; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Kansas City; Carolina; Me over Tracey Adams' breasts
Tracey Adams: Patriots; Jacksonville; Chicago; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; New Orleans; N.Y. Jets; Oakland; St. Louis;Tampa Bay; Minnesota; Philadelphia; San Francisco; Denver; Green Bay
Wankus: Indianapolis; Buffalo; Detroit; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; Seattle; Cincinnati; Pittsburgh; St. Louis; Washington; Minnesota; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Kansas City; Carolina
Chris R from KSEX: New England; Jacksonville; Detroit; Baltimore; Houston, Tennessee; Seattle; Cincinnati; Oakland; St. Louis; Washington; Dallas; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Kansas City; Green Bay
Steve from Las Vegas Novelties: New England; Buffalo; Detroit; Baltimore; San Diego; Tennessee; Seattle; Cincinnati; Oakland; St. Louis; Washington; Minnesota; NY Giants; Atlanta; Denver; Carolina
The Sports Swami: New England, Buffalo; Detroit; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; New Orleans; Cincinnati; Oakland; St. Louis; Tampa Bay; Minnesota; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Denver; Carolina
Harry Weiss: Indianapolis; Jacksonville; Chicago; Baltimore; San Diego; Tennessee; Seattle; NY Jets; Pittsburgh; St. Louis; Washington; Minnesota; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Denver; Green Bay
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire: Indianapolis; Jacksonville; Detroit; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; Seattle; Cincinnati; Pittsburgh; Arizona; Washington; Dallas; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Kansas City; Green Bay
Porno Steve: Indianapolis; Jacksonville; Chicago; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; Seattle; NY Jets; Pittsburgh; St. Louis; Tampa Bay; Dallas; Philadelphia; Atlanta; Denver; Green Bay
Billy The Crystal: New England; Buffalo; Detroit; Baltimore; Houston; Tennessee; Seattle; NY Jets; Oakland; St. Louis; Tampa Bay; Dallas; Philadelphia; San Francisco; Kansas City; Green Bay
