To the trivia question, name a porn feature about the Kennedy assassination, you’re not going to come up with too many answers at your fingertips.

But Dirty Little Secret from Arrow Productions, www.xxxdeepthroat.com, would be your best guess. And the best word to describe this production directed by Thomas Paine, starring Ashley Renee is bizarre. Along the same order as They Saved Hitler’s brain, this one’s out there where the buses stopped running a long time ago.

As the story unfolds you’re thinking to yourself, whoa, Jon Voight just died. But you’d be wrong in that assumption, and, unfortunately, someone in post production unfathomably elected to drown out the voiceover with music so you don’t get the gist of the story. So here it is.

This is actually supposed to be Renee’s grandmother, though the Voight comparison would be an honest mistake. In flashback, a younger granny [played by Shayla LaVeaux] has had an affair with JFK [James, LaVeaux’s boyfriend]. Granny eventually becomes a duty-sworn Kennedy operative.

Rather than cart her secrets to the grave, granny’s left her tell-all journal to her favorite granddaughter Renee who’s grown up to become “a liberal historian,” according to her Marine Captain boyfriend John Decker.

Although Decker promises to fuck her in the ass during their first sexual encounter he makes good later in another one. So at least that was one campaign promise delivered upon.

With knowledge, though, comes a price, and Renee, who’s vying for The Pultizer Prize, is being spooked by government operatives who want the journal. Renee’s younger sister, Alexandra Silk is now a lawyer. And rather the two of them mourn granny’s passing by conventional means, they go to an orgy where Silk gets fucked in the ass by Michael J. Cox.

Oh, it gets better. Because the journal’s come up missing, [Decker’s investigating] Renee suspects that the family lawyer, Dave Cummings, is in on the conspiracy. It’s only when a secret Kennedy brother shows up and fills Renee in does any of the mystery make sense. Well, sort of.

Orgies, anal, dead Kennedys, live missing Kennedys and secret journals, Dirty Little Secret is a five-hit Google triumph of epic proportions. And the sex is pretty good, too.