Porn Valley- On the Two Live Jew show Thursday night Daphne Rosen announced that her guest for the evening had cancelled and Harry Weiss was trying to get her to cough up a name. Rosen wouldn’t say, other than the fact that she swore to herself that she would double book. But didn’t.

“I have a list of girls that really want to be on the show that I’ve been talking to,” said Rosen. “But I don’t know any of them personally. That always makes me a little bit leery so I swore I was going to go double book. But this girl was really, really cool; really, really excited about being on the show. I sent her a pre-show questionnaire. I asked her all these questions that we would know what to talk about during the show and get some background information. She sends it right back- she gave me her cellphone number. She was really cool, really down.”

Opting for the Socratic methid, Weiss said he would rather dig and see what morsels pop up during an interview.

“You dig a hole- you find a dead body or you find gold,” he noted. According to Rosen, her guest was really excited to come but two hours prior to the show she got a call saying that she was on set in San Bernardino and the scene before hers had taken six hours and that she was really upset she wouldn’t be able to make it.

“She told all her roommates how excited she was that she was going to be here,” said Rosen. “And can we please, please, please reschedule.”

Weiss suspected that this story might have had the smell of dead skunk to it.

“I don’t know how many scenes you’ve done but there’s no way you can fuck for six hours,” Weiss told her.

“That’s not true,” said Rosen. “I’ve been in scenes- I told you about the TT Boy scene. That shit lasted all day.” But if there was any fucking, Weiss, suspected, it was fucking off.

“For those of you who don’t know,” Rosen announced to her audience, “some times male performers will have wood problems and a lot of times that is what causes a scene to take a very, very long time. They go soft. They go hard. And they cum too early, this and that.” Rosen couldn’t ever remember a guy going soft in a scene with her.”I’ve had quite a few guys cum within the first 30 seconds,” she claimed. “Then you’ve got to wait for them to get hard again- that’s not fun.” Weiss still thought the story was all bullshit.

“What the fuck are you going to tape for six hours when it’s going to be edited down to maybe 12 to 15 minutes?” he asked. Rosen didn’t think they were taping the full six hours but that the guy probably had wood problems.

“Real simple,” said Weiss. “If he’s got those kind of problems you just fire him, get someone else and push the scene back. Jump the scenes in order, or you drag him into the bathroom you throw a couple of Viagras down his throat and, bam. Guess what? If a guy’s jerking off for 45 minutes and can’t cum, we say git.” Bottom line, Rosen insisted, it wasn’t her guest’s fault.

“So who is this stupid pirate-hooker that couldn’t make it?” Weiss wanted to know.

“She’s not a stupid pirate-hooker and I’m sure she’ll end up getting on the show,” said Rosen.

Weiss was all for banning the guest unless Rosen came up with a name. And if she did, he’d give her guest another chance. Rosen asked him to pinky swear.

Weiss, then out of the blue, guessed Kinzie Jo. Rosen seem startled but Weiss revealed that he knew all along but was playing cat and mouse trying to get Rosen to cough up a name on air.

“I’ve been playing along with you just trying to get you to say it,” Weiss stated. Rosen said, nonetheless she was giving Kinzie Jo another chance.

“Who the hell is she?” Weiss wanted to know.

“She’s this hot blond chick,” said Rosen. “She’s from down south. She’s done some scenes. She’s fairly new to the industry.”

“I’ve never heard of her,” Weiss remarked.

“She’s a hottie- she’s real cute,” said Rosen. “I was excited to meet her.” Rosen said Kinzie Jo wasn’t married but wasn’t sure how old she is.

“Early twenties, late teens,” Rosen suspected.

“Is she going to blow me?” Weiss asked. Rosen said she could ask Kinzie Jo to make up for it.

“What is it worth to me to give her another chance?” Weiss continued.

“She’ll bring bug spray to get rid of all the moths that are going to come out of your pants,” said Rosen.

“Honey, the only moths are when I take the money clip out,” Weiss replied.

> Earlier on during The Aural Sex show hosted by Dee and Bruno, Bruno, who’s quite chummy with Dee off camera, took some umbrage at comments coming from the chatroom about Dee being or looking pregnant.

“What the fuck are you guys talking about?” he said, addressing two people in particular. “Are you just trying to be crass or rude? What the fuck is your problem? I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, okay? So don’t come to where we work and start spreading a bunch of stupid gossip. You’re a bunch of bitches and have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. Go somewhere else and be negative assholes who spread bullshit. There’s plenty of places for you- the House of Representatives, the fuckin’ Senate- there’s places that love people just like you, so go fuck yourselves.”

Dee said she wasn’t privy to what was going on, and Bruno explained that there was a couple of people who were trying to start shit.

“And they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about,” he said.

“That’s Indiana Mike and Coy69- are two of those fucking idiots,” Bruno told Dee. Bruno asked that both of “those fuckers” be removed from the chatroom.

“It’s fucking retarded,” Bruno continued. “Go fuck yourself, Indiana Mike and Coy69.” Dee didn’t seem to know what was going on.

“They’re making a bunch of pregnant references,” Bruno told her. “When are you going to start showing? When are you going to get your pregnant clothes? It’s fuckin’ bullshit. I’m not even going to play down to the level. Any of you negative motherfuckers- don’t even indulge us because we don’t give a shit about any of your fuckin’ negative bullshit or any of your fuckin’ gossip. If she were pregnant we’d be fuckin’ ecstatically happy and one thing we wouldn’t be fuckin’ doing? This. So fuck off. You don’t mix the two. You don’t mix fuckin’ pregnancy and porn. In my fuckin’ world, that’s two things that don’t mix.”