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ELMWOOD PLACE, Ohio – An Ohio woman was allegedly caught masturbating and watching porn while driving.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was sitting with her pants unzipped and had a sex toy in her lap when an officer pulled her over for having illegally-tinted windows, according to a cincinnati.com report .

During the Aug. 15 incident, Hamilton allegedly told police she was using the toy while watching a pornographic video on her passenger’s laptop computer.

Hamilton is charged with driving with inappropriate alertness.