Naples, Florida – from www.msnbc.com – Tina Belinda Masta, 46, was arrested in Naples, Florida for disorderly intoxication after she allegedly stripped naked, threw rocks at men, threatened to “beat their asses,” then started taking her teeth out.

The responding officer found Masta sitting on a dock wrapped in a blanket. She smelled of alcohol, had glassy eyes and difficulty speaking. When she turned toward the officer, she took off her blanket, revealing that she was naked. Masta told the deputy that she had taken some of her teeth out and thrown them into a canal. She then asked if he had any pliers, presumably so she could practice some more drunken dentistry.