from www.asylum.co.uk – Jenna Jameson is the biggest porn star ever. She’s the empress of the whole industry, its regular representative in mainstream media, and the only one to really become a household name.
As such, she’s firmly tattooed in the minds of millions of men as they grew up with her posters on their walls and her voluptuous figure on their minds.
But what do we really know about (arguably) the sexiest woman on the planet? Most of us just know that she’s hot, and a pornstar, and that’s it.
So in the interests of trivia-based journalism we decided to investigate, and here is what we found: 13 things you never knew about the queen of porn, Jenna motherflippin’ Jameson. Enjoy!
1. Just to set the record straight, Jenna is a natural blonde, has blue eyes, is 5′ 6″ tall and her vital statistics are 34DD-23-33. After implants, of course.
2. Jenna once won an Oxford Union debate on the virtues of pornography called: “The House Believes that Porn is Harmful.” The score: 204 to 27. Emphatic porn lovers, those Oxford types.
3. Jenna is the first porn star to have a wax figure in Madame Tussauds. Not the London one, sure – you’ll have to head to Las Vegas, her hometown, to get a look at her in the… wax. Ahem.
4. People Jenna has been sexually involved with off-screen include current squeeze Tito Ortiz, Tommy Lee, Marilyn Manson, Jenny McCarthy (Jenna claims, anyway), as well as fellow porn stars Jay Grdina (who she married) and Nikki Tyler.
5. Jenna’s original name is Jennifer Marie Massoli. She got the idea for her stage name from a combination of putting her finger in the phone book (Jenna) and her favourite whiskey (Jameson). She called up her brother to confirm her choice, and he was drinking the very same beverage there and then. Sorted.
6. Jenna’s tattoos include “Heartbreaker” on her right buttock, a dragon on the back of her neck, flowers and the words “crazy girl” on her right ankle, a girl in a red halter wearing spandex on her right calf, “Jay” on her left ring finger, and an angel on her left calf. Her brother, Tony, is a tattoo artist, and inked the “heartbreaker” one.
7. She won her first wet t-shirt competition when she was 16 – reportedly the same age she lost her virginity. She also studied ballet at one point and claims she couldn’t get a date to her high school prom. Hmm.
8. Jenna’s lent her voice to a number of computer game characters, including prostitute-turned-porn-star “Candy Suxxx” in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Daisy in Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4.
9. In 2003 she wrote her autobiography (with ‘The Game’ author Neil Strauss) called ‘How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale’ and it sold approximately… loads. Incidentally, Jenna wants Scarlett Johansson to play her if her life is ever turned into a film. Scarlett has not expressed an interest in doing so. Damn.
10. She’s pretty damn funny, and a great interview. Here’s a sample quote: “Making eye contact during rough sex is roughly the equivalent of trying to read Dostoevsky on a roller coaster.” True dat, Jenna.
11. Jenna is in the music video for Enimem’s 2001 single ‘Without Me’ as one of the “two trailer park girls” that “go round the outside.”
12. Also in 2001, Jenna appears in a Family Guy episode (called ‘Brian Does Hollywood’) where she stars in a porn film directed by Brian. A dog, directing porn. Hey, it could happen!
13. Jenna’s most notable mainstream role is a brief appearance in controversy-courting radio host Howard Stern’s 1997 biopic, Private Parts. It’s surprisingly good, and yes, she appears topless. Who saw that one coming? Apart from Stern, of course…
