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from www.marksfriggin.com -Howard said Tabitha Stevens wants to give Jeff the Drunk another try with anal sex. He said he tried one other time and he failed but now Tabitha wants to try again.
Howard had Tabitha on the phone. He had Jeff too but that was a coincidence. Howard asked him to get off of speaker phone first though. Howard said Jeff was given the opportunity to fuck her in the ass and he wasn't able to get hard. Jeff said that's not the case. He said that it wasn't lubed up properly. Robin asked whose job that was. Jeff said it wasn't his.
Howard said Robin had anal and she didn't need lube. Howard said Jeff should have lubed it up. Tabitha said she spit and put it on there. Howard said he apparently needs more than spit. Tabitha said they had a camera crew in the bathroom and maybe he drank more than she did. Howard said Tabitha said that he didn't get hard. She said that when they put the condom on it then it wasn't that hard.
Howard asked Tabitha if she lubes up when she does it in movies. Tabitha said she hasn't done it in years so she's not sure. Howard said maybe she hurt his chances of getting in there. Jeff said he doesn't want the ass.
Tabitha said she thinks that Jeff had a lot to drink so that was part of the problem last time. Howard asked what's going to be different. Tabitha wasn't so sure. She said she wants to give Jeff another chance to do it. She said she's not going to put it out as a movie or anything unless he wants to. Tabitha said she felt bad for him all this time and she's hoping to make that up to him. She said that she did give him a hand job back then and she did blow him for a second.
Howard asked Jeff if he's into this. Jeff said he doesn't want the ass. He said he wants the vagina though. Tabitha asked how much he wants it. Jeff said he thinks it would be incredible. Howard said he doesn't think there's much to getting in the vagina. Tabitha said she felt so horrible for him. She said she knows what he's gone through and she didn't mean to upset him so she'll give him another shot.
Howard asked Jeff if he wants it or not. Jeff said ''Sure.'' Howard asked how they can go about contacting each other. Tabitha said they chat on Twitter so they'll do it there. She said that she'll fly him to Vegas in July if he's available. Howard said Alex Bennett says this is disgusting. Howard said he has to agreed with him this time.
Howard said there's nothing more disgusting than Jeff's cock in someone's ass. Tabitha said she thinks Jeff is a good hearted guy. Howard said he must just lay there and not do much. Tabitha said she feels for people who have handicaps so she doesn't like to see people picking on him.
Howard asked if she'll bother to clean out her ass for Jeff. She said of course she will. Howard said she doesn't need to spend much time on that. He said that no one would care about Jeff getting shit on his dick. Tabitha said that she'll be all lubed up for him. Howard asked if she'll suck the pus out of his neck boil. Howard said this might be a new career for Jeff as the worlds most disgusting porn star.
Howard wondered how Jeff is going to do it and if he's going to need help. He said he's seen Jeff fall over just walking. Howard said he can't imagine how disgusting this is going to be. He said it's crazy.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked how they can do this to Tabitha. Howard said she called them and made the offer. They didn't ask her to do it. The caller said that he needs some anal too.
Ass Napkin Ed called in and asked if he can fuck her in the ass after Jeff. Jeff said no to that. Howard said that Tabitha seems to have gotten her wish. He asked who is going to shoot it. Tabitha said her husband will shoot it. She said that her husband isn't into anal so he'll be okay with this. She said that her husband shot her blowing Big Foot. Howard asked how her body is. She said she's 99 pounds and 5'3'' tall and she's still got a tight body. Howard said she's like the Evel Knievel of porn doing this.
Howard asked when they will see this on TabithaStevens.com. Tabitha said she'll take him out to dinner and all of that in Vegas. Howard asked if there's anyone she wouldn't fuck. She said she couldn't do Beetlejuice. Howard asked if that makes Jeff feel better. Jeff said yes. Howard asked if she would blow Beetlejuice. Tabitha said she'd be afraid to do something wrong because he can get so angry. She said she loves him but he can be mean.
Howard asked if Big Foot was smelly. She said he had an alcohol smell but he had rinsed off down there. Howard said he heard that she won't fuck anyone on the staff because they're like family. Howard asked if she would let him fuck her in the ass if he was single. Tabitha said that he intimidates her. She said that she wouldn't know what to say to him. She told Howard that if they did bang and she came back on the show she wouldn't know what to say. Howard said she could just be honest about the banging.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked if she would do an amputee. Tabitha said she didn't see any problem with that.
Another caller asked if she would make Jeff wear a condom and if Jeff can put one on with that gimp arm of his. Tabitha said she will make him wear one and he can put it on himself. Jeff said he can't do it all himself. Tabitha said she will help. She didn't know he couldn't do it himself.
Howard said Jeff has those boils and things on his ass. He wondered if he has them on his cock. Jeff said he doesn't. Tabitha said he has a nice one. Howard asked them to keep him aware of what's going on. He said maybe they can put him on the phone when it's going down. She said she would do it on Skype. Howard said he's not sure he wants to see it live. He would like a play by play though.
Jeff the Drunk got in a plug for his Twitter which is JeffTheDrunk1. He said it's with two F's. He said there's an impersonator who is a real jerk who has 3 F's. He said he's been saying shit about his wife and it's not cool. Howard said he doesn't care. He said that people say shit about him all day and it doesn't affect him at all.
Howard said he doesn't get this whole thing. He's not sure why Tabitha is going to do that. He took a call from a guy who asked if they're going to put that on Howard TV. Howard said they won't. The caller said it would be disgusting. Howard and Robin told the guy he doesn't have to watch everything that's on there. He's not sure why he would be against it. Howard said they have a menu on there and you have to pick what you watch. The guy doesn't even have Howard TV.
